A list of puns related to "Excuse My French"
I'll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any French
I work at a pretty busy spot in New Orleans, the French quarter to be exact. People coming in and leaving an item they brought with them happens a lot after a few beers. This one guy leaves a chair and in half an hour he comes back for it.
Chair Guy "Excuse me sir, did I leave a chair here?"
Me "What do you think this is pal?? Some kind of CHAIR-ITY??"
If his eyes could roll anymore then they already were, they would have rolled out of his head.
Chair guy "get me your manager right now"
Me "Now that's not very CHAIR-ITABLE of you either"
Edit: Thank you for the gold kind stranger, you are very CHAIR-ITABLE, for popping my gold CHAIR-Y
Me during an unrelated conversation: Oh you don't even fucking know Friend: whoa, language! Me: I'm speaking English... but excuse my French.
My family was walking in Venice and some guy approached my dad and said "Excuse me sir do you speak Italian?" Dad "No." Guy "Do you speak English?" Dad "No." Guy "Do you speak French then?" Dad "No." Guy "Then what language do you speak?" Dad "English" The guy gave up after that point. Once he left, my dad turned to me and said "That is a youism if there ever was one." I responded by saying "No dad I would have said we spoke Chinese."
Iโll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any French...
I'll never forget that first day of school when the teacher asked if we knew any other language's
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