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Literally nobody else seems to give AF about this, yet my (18M) mother (52) keeps saying I'm an adult and it's embarrassing.

I'm an elementary school librarian. If I ever have all my library shit taken care of and have a little downtime during recess or something, I'll go play kickball or shoot hoops with the kids during recess. It's rare that I ever have time to do this though.

I'll also play with the kids who are waiting to be picked up after school is over. I'm not the only adult who does this though, the kindergarten class, and their teacher (AN ADULT) often play duck duck goose, and sometimes I join in because it's FUN and I'm not about to pass up a fun time. The preschool teacher and classroom helper lady also play with them as well.

And the principal (MY BOSS) actually thinks this is COOL of me to do. She always tells me she's happy to see me playing or doing some activities with the kids.

But my mom doesn't know about this. What she does know about is when I took my nephew (8) out to the pool at our condo place today and we ended up hanging out with this mom and her kid, along with this 3rd kid she was watching.

We ended up playing hide and seek out in the courtyard, and this includes both the kids AND the mother btw (also an ADULT). But when we told my mom about how much of a good time we had she got all up in arms and started her whole "you're an adult/it's embarrassing" thing. WTF is her problem?

I’ve recently moved countries for university and even as an extrovert I’ve found it quite hard to make friends. Until recently I thought I’m not very likeable or something but my flatmate has told me something that’s opened my eyes a bit. She said “I wanted to talk to you but since I noticed you had earphones in I didn’t want to bother you.” I have anxiety so I find it really comforting and safe when I just listen to music instead of listening to all the noise. But since my flatmate told me this, I’ve been keeping my earphones in my pocket more and to my surprise, people have approached me more! I made more friends and reached out to people way more than I thought I would. Even if it was just telling a stranger that they need to do x instead of y.

My point is: people actually notice you and act accordingly. If someone had earphones in you wouldn’t want to bother them either probably. Make sure you make yourself approchable!

Edit: removed sex and age as i was informed it’s not relevant. sorry for that.

Edit2: as someone in the comments said: Smile at people too! Good way of making yourself look more approachable :)

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Not the healthiest meal, but healthy enough and very cheap and delicious: Chicken Paprikash.

You're gonna need some staples up front to make this dish, which are about $10 overall, but once you have those, you can use them to make it about 4 times and only spend about $10.00 each time for about 8 servings.

First off, buy some paprika ($3, hot, sweet or original, whatever suits your tastes. If you like hot food, I'd recommend trying it with hot paprika), Lawrys seasoned salt ($3), chicken bouillon cubes ($2) and flour (large bag for $2). These are the staples of this dish that should provide enough ingredients to make it 4 times. That's $10 spread over 4 batches, and 32 servings.

Next, when you're planning on making the paprikash, you're gonna need one rotisserie, or one whole chicken, depending on if you want to cook the chicken yourself ($5), One pint of sour cream ($2), Vidalia Onion ($0.50), and 4 eggs($0.50 per dozen).

Spread out over 4 separate batches, it's a base cost of $10, and $8 per new batch, including 8 extra eggs each time to eat with different meals as an added bonus. So right around $10 per batch, which will net you 8 very good, filling meals, at a little over $1 per meal.

The recipe I use, which is easily adjustable for taste: https://www.justapinch.com/recipes/main-course/chicken/hungarian-chicken-paprikash-chicken-and-dumplings.html?

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Aight, lets start on a high

Nice, good pass

Make a run, MAKE A RUN

doesnt make a run

PIECE OF TRASH

Get back

Nice, De ligt'll win the header

doesnt win the header against a midget

Nevermind, Piqué'll get the ball

slides and misses the ball

NOO

opponent shoots from 20yrds out

Nevermind, Alisson got that

Alisson doesnt get it

YOU FKIN TRASH, YOU AINT PLAYIN AGAIN

proceeds to some one two from kick off

gets to the wing with Salah

Nice, now cross the ball to Ronaldo or Higuain, they'll win the header, just pass it, no through lob ball

crosses the ball near the net into the goalkeeper's hands

TRASHH

YOU AINT NEVER PLAYIN AGAIN

later on, Higuain is through on goal

Nice, shoot with your right lad

cuts inside from the left, shoots with the left anyways, yeets the ball out the stadium

HIGUAAIN YOU ASS

opponent lobs the ball over the defence

De Ligt aint getting there, but atleast he can pressure the player, I just gotta bring my keeper out till he cant shoot

presses pressure key and pull up

SEES THE THROUGH BALL LINES

NOOOO

Keeper gets there

conceeds anyways

Man fuck this game fam

manages to send the ball to the wing on a counter attack

Nice, Salah aint getting caught by Chiellini, he's miles ahead with pace

gets caught

Match ends

Man fuck this game, so trash, I fkin hate this shit

starts another match with the same squad

This is of course when NOT wearing a bra.

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Hey y’all. I use to have a pretty alright island like half a year ago but I got bored with it and made the mistake of erasing my island. All because I wanted to mix things up, but truly because I couldn’t get over the fact that my airport was orange.

I didn’t realize how hard it would be to start over. It’s going very slowly and I stopped playing for a while but just recently picked it up again.

I thought it would be fun to play with some other people.

I’m 22M, if that matters. Just be over 18 :)