What is Gods surname?

Zilla

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/OGRedEyez
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 07 2023
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Eugene Levy & his wife invited me to a non-alcoholic party

Drove my Chevy to the Levys but the Levys were dry.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Majorpain2006
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 03 2022
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When it comes to jokes about Eugenics,

I'm very selective

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/prez9669
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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Naming your kid Eugene jr. would be one of the best dad jokes

You'd be truly passing down your genes.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/monkeyzrul77
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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My dad's name is Eugene...

... But he goes by Gene. Whenever one of my friends would greet him "Hi, Gene!" He would say "Don't get personal with me."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Scrambo
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 22 2014
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Why did Eugene do so well in school?

He was very Oregon-ized.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JustTrying2BAwesome
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 05 2016
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Eugene Polley, the inventor of the tv remote died at the age of 96.

He was found at his home in between the couch cushions.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/fullheadofha1r
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