Esther Snyder Puns

My wife let me hop on top and I had a vision....

Bill Ackmans's recent twitter posts have me thinking that he may be trying to land In-N-Out. I'm sure other people have thought this... I only check in on PSTH from time to time... And I totally respect anyone who disagrees with my gut feeling on this. But here's why I think the current target is IN-N-OUT.. In-N-Out is famously conservative.

So conservative that they print bible verses on their cups and wrappers.

https://www.wideopeneats.com/in-n-out-bible-verse/

Bill's recent twitter support of Rittenhouse jumped the shark for more than a few followers.

https://twitter.com/BillAckman/status/1458917414800875520

What stood out to me was how Bill said “Neri and I” reached the same conclusion. Now, Bill's a Wall Street guy. With enough money he can say anything he wants and no one's gonna care.

But, Neri, she teaches at MIT - in academia - there - you can't just say what you want. For Bill to add Neri to that Rittenhouse defending himself conclusion - it poses a far greater risk to her professionally. I don't think he would have said that without her buy-in. Meaning the reward had to grossly outweigh the risk for them both (especially her).

Second indication... Bill's recent retweeting about how Liberal San Francisco has turned into a cesspool.

https://twitter.com/BillAckman/status/1458917414800875520

This retweet features the line of thinking outlined in the book SanFransicko. This made me think immediately of how the city of San Francisco recently forced the closure of a few SF In-N-Outs because the company/family wouldn't make it's employees check for vaccination status to enter the dining rooms.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/-n-closed-san-francisco-refusing-check-vaccination-status-rcna3372

Couple this with Bill's focus on the "facts" of Covid rather than the liberal overreactions... and I think that he's courting In-N-Out.

https://twitter.com/ScottGottliebMD/status/1475597821848039427

In my Southern California memory, IN-N-OUT arrived after McDonalds, Jack in the Box, Carls Jr and many more.

Given the 1950s throwback style and cleanliness of IN-N-OUT, it quickly became the best fast food place in the Southland evidenced by THE BIG LEBOWSKI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLkA3AlmBc8

And Anthony Bourdain agrees:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4J1seTHAMU

Finally, I used to work for a great man who worked directly with Walt Disney.

He told me that every family business (like

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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Do your worst!

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

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And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

And boy are my arms legs.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.