28 Hilarious Enough Is Enough Puns

Not corny enough? This is a barrage.

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👤︎ u/hyperbolicplain

📅︎ Mar 29 2021

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Is this punny enough?

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👤︎ u/ogkerung

📅︎ Apr 23 2021

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What historical figure is known for saying "ehh, good enough."?

Mediocrates

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👤︎ u/Mr_PoodlePants

📅︎ Mar 04 2021

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The 21st century is now old enough to drink.

And you thought the sober years were bad

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👤︎ u/JadedByEntropy

📅︎ Jan 01 2021

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I hope this is (Swiss) cheesy enough for my first post

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👤︎ u/Hamachi_Carpaccio

📅︎ Sep 09 2020

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Is my friend good enough for the big leagues (for puns)?

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👤︎ u/misspygmy

📅︎ Dec 21 2019

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If your hair is long enough when shampooing...

Does Head & Shoulders then become Knees & Toes?

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👤︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer

📅︎ Nov 13 2020

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My kids are such a handful I don’t think one nanny is enough

I need au pair

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👤︎ u/PLUMBUM2

📅︎ Nov 11 2020

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If your garage is small enough it's a vroom closet /r/Showerthoughts/comment…

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👤︎ u/acdcvhdlr

📅︎ Oct 04 2020

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"Do you think that hole is big enough to be called something else?"

"Might as well"

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👤︎ u/Utterly_unique

📅︎ May 30 2020

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My New Year's resolution is to save enough money to buy a Velcro wall.

And I plan on sticking to it!

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle

📅︎ May 29 2020

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ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I'm unsubbing from /r/DadJokes and here's why...

Y

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod

📅︎ Jun 28 2019

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Uncle: Is he old enough to send on beer runs yet?

Me: Nah. Can't even pub crawl.

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👤︎ u/Immelmaneuver

📅︎ Apr 03 2020

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Is there not enough space here for this?

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👤︎ u/Tiyz

📅︎ Apr 06 2019

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Rock-climbing is not for the timid. In fact, merely being a little brave is not enough.

You need to be boulder.

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👤︎ u/Avatar_ZW

📅︎ Nov 20 2019

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Mom: I hear that John's business is doing a lot better. How did he manage to get enough people to slow down on that stretch of highway to even notice his store? Dad: Oh, he followed my advice and put up a billboard.

"Nude Colony Ahead, Keep Your Eyes on the Road!"

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik

📅︎ Dec 23 2019

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Any salad is a Caesar salad if you stab it enough times

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👤︎ u/enzene

📅︎ Mar 15 2018

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Which bug is strong enough to work in construction?

A Caterpillar.

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👤︎ u/Pun-isher42

📅︎ Jun 19 2019

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A good conversation is like a skirt. Short enough to keep your interest, but long enough to cover the subject.

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👤︎ u/AeroStormore

📅︎ Jul 15 2018

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Why is a father who works underwater for the Navy never good enough?

He is always sub pa.

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👤︎ u/MaenHoffiCoffi

📅︎ Mar 22 2019

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The worlds largest bounce house is now touring the U.S.A. At 10,000 square feet, the house is large enough to live in.

The rent is pretty expensive but that's mostly due to inflation.

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👤︎ u/masterof80smetal

📅︎ Mar 23 2018

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A son is telling his dad a story that he had learned in history class. The father’s other child constantly interrupted his sibling’s story. The dad had enough and told his interrupting child,

“Stop interrupting! It’s not your story, it’s ‘history.’”

Edit: not sure how to express the pun of the word ‘history’ so to clarify, it’s a play on ‘his story.’

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👤︎ u/jakebake800

📅︎ Jan 15 2019

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My polar bear is not buff enough

So I bought some polaroids

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I don't know if this is original or not

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👤︎ u/aimlessaiming

📅︎ Jul 31 2016

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Will Ferrell says he is quiting acting because his past work has already made him enough money.

He is elf sufficient.

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👤︎ u/Twigsnapper

📅︎ Dec 19 2017

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Is that enough Styx?

After coming in from grabbing some the firewood, my wife exclaimed "oh! We need sticks!" referring to kindling to start the fire.

In my best Dennis DeYoung, I started belting out "Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me!"

Then, with a shit eating grin, I said "Is that enough Styx for ya!?"

Unfortunately she had no idea what I was talking about and just looked at me blankly as I fell to the floor in laughter.

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👤︎ u/Lovelynuts

📅︎ Apr 20 2015

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Enough is enough. (x-post r/comics)

https://axbymag.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/punbearable.png

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👤︎ u/radioredhead

📅︎ Dec 09 2014

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My New Years resolution this year is to save enough money to buy myself a Velcro wall.

I’m planning on sticking to it.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Nov 18 2019

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My New year's resolution is to save enough money to buy myself a Velcro wall.

I'm planning on sticking to it.

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👤︎ u/thegasketmaker

📅︎ Dec 31 2019

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