[Girlfriend comes up and asks for the time]
Her: "What time are we on?"
Me: "Greenwich Mean Time"
Her: "You need a slap, you do!"
Because he loves Tibet!
I was sitting in traffic earlier and had my window cracked and a guy pulled up beside me and yelled “hey!” So I rolled my window down thinking he needed directions or something and then he hit me with this joke. Best joke I ever heard and exactly what I needed in the moment, couldn’t stop laughing and smiling the whole way home.
With that I decided to share this moment of enlightenment with you all.
I was talking to a friend on Skype; at one point, I realised that I had to go to the bathroom.
"I'll be right back, I have to pee," I said.
"All right sure," she replied.
When I left, I put my laptop on the floor, the screen facing upwards, so as to avoid the ventilator being drowned by my duvet.
When I returned, I realised the webcam was pointing toward the ceiling, and I asked her:
"Did you find my ceiling interesting?"'
"Nah, I was looking at something else,"
And then, I saw my chance. It was glorious. Like golden wings borne on scarlet sunlight had brought me to Enlightenment, and I instantly replied with what is perhaps my greatest feat of pun yet:
"You know, that really hurts my ceilings."
He looked to me and said, "Do you know why the left side of the V formation is longer?"
So I told him, "I can't think of a reason, why?"
So he enlightened me, "It's because it has more geese in it."
