Caught my son chewing on electrical wires....
Had to ground him until he could conduct himself properly.
I caught my son chewing on an electrical cord...
so I had to ground him.
He's doing better currently.
And conducting himself properly.
My son keeps chewing through all our dang electrical cords.
The only solution I see is to ground him until he conducts himself properly.
I told my dad I was accepted as an electrical apprentice...
What’s an electrical lineman’s typical bar tab?
What is a dictator's least favourite electrical component?
My daughter has been chewing on electric cords.
So I grounded her until she conducts herself properly.
What's the perfect gift for an English lit / electrical engineering major with a lisp?
My wife says I'm useless at fixing electrical appliances.
Well, she's in for a shock .
Amazon are offering free fast delivery on every electrical transformer this week
Just search optimus prime
I secretly put up an electric fence around my house without telling anybody.
The whole family is in shock.
When I use electric clippers to trim my pubic hair
I really go balls to the Wahl
What thought popped into my Head when I mixed Water and Electricity?
Police are warning electric car drivers their cars have enough charge for the entire journey.
If you run out of electricity, you could be charged.
Despite being an electrical engineer, my son couldn't fix the circuit
Five years back I couldn’t pay my electricity bill, those were the dark days of my life
A jazz guitarist couldn’t play a gig at a venue that had only six electrical receptacles.
His equipment required a seventh cord.
Generating all our electricity from solar power...
is not going to happen overnight.
I bought an electric toothbrush.
It's like my acoustic toothbrush just a bit cooler.
What's the only band you can listen to while doing electric work?
Electric cars can't get exhausted...
...but they can get wheely tired.
What did the Imperial System say to the Metric System?
Why haven’t aliens visited our Solar System yet?
They looked at the reviews... only 1 star
I was putting a fork in an electric outlet.
What happened next, shocked me!
Tesla to launch a new Electric lawnmower
I think it's gonna be called E-Lawn Musk.
Today, I told my son about a book I was reading. It was on how to discharge electricity
He asked me for the name. I told him that the book was called
"Kil-a-watt"
How do you tell the difference between a chemical fire and an electrical fire?
With a fire distinguisher.
In college, my roommates and I were so broke that we couldn’t pay our electricity bill.
Those were the darkest days of our lives.
I came up with the top ten reasons you shouldn't pee on an electric fence...
If there was a material made of milk which could store electricity...
...it would be called buttery.
The wife looked concerned when my son showed an interest in electricals at the age of 5.
He asked about the neutral wire.
I said "don't worry, its just a phase."
What did the electrician do to his son when he found him playing with electrical wires?
What is the first step in making a solar system?
Dad, how do I catch electric eels?
Dad: Easy - you just throw a click bait into the water
Son: Got it. What's next?
Dad: What happens next will shock you
Igloo 2: Electric Boogaloo
I was upgrading my surround sound system but accidentally hooked up my old woofer
While replacing an electrical outlet, I accidentally stabbed myself with one of the wires.
And for a brief moment, I had a connection with the house.
I caught my son chewing on an electrical cord.
So I grounded him until he can conduct himself properly.
What do you do if your child eats electrical cords?
Ground him until he conducts himself properly.
I caught my son chewing electrical chords, so I had to ground him.
He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
I caught my son chewing on electrical cords.
So I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently, and now conducting himself properly.
My son kept chewing on all the electrical chords we had set up for the holidays, so I grounded him...
He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly...
My son kept chewing on electrical cords so I had to ground him..
He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
My son kept chewing on the electrical cords so I had to ground him...
He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
I caught my son chewing on electrical cords.
So I had to ground him. He's doing better currently, and conducting himself properly.
I was putting a fork in an electric outlet. What happened next, shocked me!
My son kept chewing on live electrical wires
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