Eight Year Study Puns

Older adults who frequently do puzzles like crosswords or Sudoku had the short-term memory capacity of someone eight years their junior and the grammatical reasoning of someone ten years younger in a new study. (n = 19,708) inverse.com/article/55901…

Early-stage detection of Alzheimer’s in the blood: Using a simple blood test, the disease can be detected approximately eight years before the first clinical symptoms occur, with a sensitivity of 90%. Adding a second diagnostic validation step offers an overall specificity of 97%, finds a new study. news.rub.de/english/press…

Researchers reviewed claims that meditation reduced violence, quoting the Dalai Lama: “If every eight-year-old in the world is taught meditation, the world will be without violence within one generation”. Study found it caused a modest increase in compassion and empathy, but noted potential biases. blogs.scientificamerican.…

70,000 years ago, a nomadic star came within a light-year of the Sun, sending dozens of objects tumbling out of the solar system, new study suggests. By analyzing the orbits of 339 known comets and asteroids, astronomers also found eight objects that likely came from outside our solar system. astronomy.com/news/2018/0…

Within a year of eight coal- and oil-fired power plant retirements, the rate of preterm births in mothers living close by dropped, finds new study on air pollution. insideclimatenews.org/new…

Researchers have delved into the world of online conspiracy theories, showing most of the people behind them are actually pretty ordinary. The study looked at eight years of content, sifting through more than two billion comments posted on Reddit anu.edu.au/news/all-news/…

Study suggests young people’s views may conflict with older Americans on bathroom policies affecting trans people. Eight in ten people aged 14-24 years polled, say that bathroom use by trans people should not be restricted, which differs from the narratives often represented in public debates. labblog.uofmhealth.org/ro…

Elephant poaching is decreasing as ivory demand slows, suggests a new study. Just eight years ago, hunters took out more than 10 percent of the African elephant population — some 40,000. Now poaching kills less than four percent of the pachyderms. China banned ivory in 2017, which decreased demand. blogs.discovermagazine.co…

Today I learned that Clem Burke, the original drummer for Blondie, received an honorary doctorate from the University of Gloucestershire for participating in an eight year study which examined the effects of drumming (psychological, physical) and demands on a professional drummer's stamina. bbc.com/news/uk-england-g…

All sea life will be affected because carbon dioxide emissions from modern society are making the oceans more acidic, a major new report will say - The eight-year study from more than 250 scientists finds that infant sea creatures will be especially harmed. bbc.com/news/science-envi…

Old fishing hooks are severe hazards for sharks. Startling data fresh off an eight-year tiger shark study shows the negative impacts they face long after they are cut loose from fishing lines. phys.org/news/2020-01-fis…

Ocean acidification is deadly threat to marine life, finds eight-year study - Plastic pollution, overfishing, global warming and increased acidification from burning fossil fuels means oceans are increasingly hostile to marine life. theguardian.com/environme…

Eight of the 13 players on this year’s UK basketball roster are majoring in Exploratory Studies in Agriculture twitter.com/wisejohnp/sta…

Early-stage detection of Alzheimer’s in the blood: Using a simple blood test, the disease can be detected approximately eight years before the first clinical symptoms occur, with a sensitivity of 90%. Adding a second diagnostic validation step offers an overall specificity of 97%, finds a new study. news.rub.de/english/press…

Researchers reviewed claims that meditation reduced violence, quoting the Dalai Lama: “If every eight-year-old in the world is taught meditation, the world will be without violence within one generation”. Study found it caused a modest increase in compassion and empathy, but noted potential biases. blogs.scientificamerican.…

The world's 11,000 bird species are in the midst of a major biodiversity crisis—with one in eight threatened by extinction—because of human activity, according to a five-year study published Monday..."while the report focuses on birds, its conclusions are relevant to biodiversity more generally." commondreams.org/news/201…

Study suggests young people’s views may conflict with older Americans on bathroom policies affecting trans people. Eight in ten people aged 14-24 years polled, say that bathroom use by trans people should not be restricted, which differs from the narratives often represented in public debates. labblog.uofmhealth.org/ro…

Early-stage detection of Alzheimer’s in the blood: Using a simple blood test, the disease can be detected approximately eight years before the first clinical symptoms occur, with a sensitivity of 90%. Adding a second diagnostic validation step offers an overall specificity of 97%, finds a new study. news.rub.de/english/press…

Researchers reviewed claims that meditation reduced violence, quoting the Dalai Lama: “If every eight-year-old in the world is taught meditation, the world will be without violence within one generation”. Study found it caused a modest increase in compassion and empathy, but noted potential biases. blogs.scientificamerican.…

[WP] Thse who study magic are inevitably drawn to the prospect of immortality. Generally speaking, the younger a withch appears to be, the more talented and powerful they are. Your daughter has not aged for nearly twenty years; she still looks like an eight year old girl.

New study shows that cognitive behavior therapy (CBT) strengthens specific connections in the brains of people with psychosis, and that these stronger connections are associated with long-term reduction in symptoms and recovery eight years later. kcl.ac.uk/ioppn/news/reco…

Study suggests young people’s views may conflict with older Americans on bathroom policies affecting trans people. Eight in ten people aged 14-24 years polled, say that bathroom use by trans people should not be restricted, which differs from the narratives often represented in public debates. labblog.uofmhealth.org/ro…

Congressional analysts at the GAO are no longer recommending a phaseout of paper dollars in the US in favor of a dollar coin, because paper dollars are lasting longer now than at the time of their original study eight years ago npr.org/2019/04/08/711162…

New romances eventually follow patterns similar to old ones, according to a eight-year study. Seven relationship aspects were reviewed, including satisfaction, frequency of sex, ability to open up to a partner, how often they expressed appreciation for the other person folio.ca/changing-partner…

Study suggests young people’s views may conflict with older Americans on bathroom policies affecting trans people. Eight in ten people aged 14-24 years polled, say that bathroom use by trans people should not be restricted, which differs from the narratives often represented in public debates. labblog.uofmhealth.org/ro…

Giants Daily on Twitter: With today’s loss to the Cowboys, the #Giants have their fifth straight 10-loss season and seventh in eight years. In their 96-year history, #Giants have never had more than three-straight 10-loss seasons, which happened in 1978 to 1980. This is the #Giants stretch, ever. twitter.com/nygdaily/stat…

More than eight million to 14 million tonnes of unreported fish catches are traded illicitly every year, costing the legitimate market between $9 billion and $17 billion in trade each year. The study looked at catch losses for 143 countries news.ubc.ca/2020/02/26/bi…

An eight-year study following adolescents from Philadelphia found that cannabis use did not lead to conduct problems, but rather, increasing levels of conduct problems and associating with peers who use cannabis led to cannabis use and may predict cannabis use disorders in adulthood. onlinelibrary.wiley.com/d…

Elephant poaching is decreasing as ivory demand slows, suggests a new study. Just eight years ago, hunters took out more than 10 percent of the African elephant population — some 40,000. Now poaching kills less than four percent of the pachyderms. China banned ivory in 2017, which decreased demand. blogs.discovermagazine.co…

Startling data fresh off an eight-year tiger shark study in French Polynesia shows severe impacts they face long after they are cut loose from fishing lines. phys.org/news/2020-01-fis…

In 2016 a paper was published by 32 authors from 24 institutions in eight countries that analysed satellite data and concluded that there had been a roughly 14% increase in green vegetation over 30 years. The study attributed 70% of this increase to the extra carbon dioxide in the atmosphere. humanprogress.org/article…

Athletes playing contact sports for longer than eight years are six times more likely to develop Lewy body disease — a neurodegenerative disorder causing Parkinson’s-like symptoms — compared to those playing football, ice hockey or boxing for fewer years, a study reports. parkinsonsnewstoday.com/2…

Elephant poaching is decreasing as ivory demand slows, suggests a new study. Just eight years ago, hunters took out more than 10 percent of the African elephant population — some 40,000. Now poaching kills less than four percent of the pachyderms. China banned ivory in 2017, which decreased demand. blogs.discovermagazine.co…

Number of plastic bags in UK seas fell over the last eight years, finds study holyrood.com/articles/new…

BCG vaccine can reverse Type 1 diabetes to almost undetectable levels, eight-year study shows telegraph.co.uk/science/2…

Rates of psychosis can be close to eight times higher in some regions compared to others, finds a new study. The study,was the biggest international comparison of incidence of psychotic disorders, and the first major study of its kind in more than 25 years. jamanetwork.com/journals/…

Does time spent using social media impact mental health?: An eight year longitudinal study sciencedirect.com/science…

Early-stage detection of Alzheimer’s in the blood: Using a simple blood test, the disease can be detected approximately eight years before the first clinical symptoms occur, with a sensitivity of 90%. Adding a second diagnostic validation step offers an overall specificity of 97%, finds a new study. news.rub.de/english/press…

Within a year of eight coal- and oil-fired power plant retirements, the rate of preterm births in mothers living close by dropped, finds new study on air pollution. insideclimatenews.org/new…

A new study found that children on the threshold of obesity or overweight in the first two years of life had lower perceptual reasoning and working memory scores than lean children when tested at ages five and eight. news.brown.edu/articles/2…

it has been EIGHT YEARS since i played THE GREAT ACE ATTORNEY (LOCALIZED BY SCARLET STUDY TEAM) and i JUST FOUND OUT WHAT A GLASS LIGHT STAND IS

Covid eight times more likely to cause rare brain clot than AstraZeneca vaccine, study finds independent.co.uk/news/sc…