Egg (band) Puns

A list of puns related to "Egg (band)"

Once a male and female roach finish mating the female looks for a place to lay her eggs while the male has to support his family with an alt rock band…it isn’t by choice

This is his last resort.

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👤︎ u/mickerallen100
📅︎ Mar 14 2023
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My kids asked what my favorite band was and I said the Rolling Stones

They said, "The Who?"

"No", I said, "The Rolling Stones

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👤︎ u/Yeetthyself64
📅︎ Aug 30 2022
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What does a Rock Band, with an all Turkey line-up call themselves?

Cobble Cobble

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👤︎ u/smithzachary
📅︎ Jul 09 2022
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Pappa

Once they have finished mating, the mother roach tries to find a safe place to lay her eggs while the pappa roach tries to support his new family by starting an alt/rock band.

This wasn't his first career choice, but it is his last resort.

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👤︎ u/TheSmitty0754
📅︎ Oct 22 2018
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