A list of puns related to "E flat"
“I’m sorry. We don’t serve minors.”
The bartenders says sorry we don't allow minors in here
It would B flat.
Miracle grow and fix a flat
A flat major
It's written in the key of B flat.
I flat out refused. Why would I take money from someone who has no interest?
So we got some punch and left. This joke kinda fell flat since their wasn't even a punchline to begin with.
A flat miner
... every photo I've seen of the earth is flat!
A trucker came into a Truck Stop Café and placed his order with the waitress. He said "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?"
"No," the cook said. "'three flat tires' mean three pancakes; 'a pair of headlights' are two eggs sunny side up; and 'a pair of running boards' are 2 slices of crisp bacon!"
"Oh.. OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?"
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!"
Mechanic: sounds like a flat
Me: actually sounds more like an F-sharp to me
It's in A flat minor.
A flat bread.
The plot was a bit predictable
And a little flat!
Had good Special f(x) though
Did you hear about the Cockatiel that was trying to find a new home for his family? He zipped back and forth everywhere, but couldn't find a good spot anywhere. Then he came across a bear, sleeping flat of his back with his mouth wide open. Not recognizing what it was, he thought the bear's mouth would be the perfect spot for a nest. He gathered his family and they all got to work building a new home for themselves, but then the bear woke up. Realizing what was going on, he politely informed them that he couldn't let them nest in his mouth. He hated to do it, but it was quite the bird den to bear.
damn flat earthers
A flat miner
A flat miner.
Wouldn’t want it to get flat.
Fathers day dinner tonight for my dad and my sister and family can't be there because of travel restrictions. I've organised life size cardboard cut outs of them and had my sister record a few dad jokes/puns. But I need help coming up with more ... the best, worst and cringiest are all welcome!
So far I have..
"I'm feeling a little flat"
"I'm board ... cardboard"
"You'd think my ears are painted on, You'll have to speak up"
"Can you believe someone told me I had the personality of cardboard"
I only wanted one granny flat :(
It was a treadful, deflating experience which left me feeling flat and tired.
They keep falling flat.
A flat minor
The only thing flat-earthers fear is sphere itself
The Flat Earth Society is especially worried. They think their members might be driven over the edge.
Now she’s my flat-mate.
I thought it was really sharp, but I told my friends, and it just fell flat.
Because his flat is too small, and so there's no space for it.
The Earth cant be flat.
To see his flat mate
The bartender says... Sorry, we don't serve minors!
The bartender shows them the door and says, “sorry we don’t serve minors.”
A flat miner
A flat minor
A flat miner
A flat minor
A flat miner
A Flat Minor.
A flat miner
A Minor Flat
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.