if not, Who is
The group ended when they proved to be too mean.
"Watson, how come your first name is Doctor?"
Apparently something was afoot.
No shit Sherlock?
They've been reported as feeling "mooey bien"
Because women are boyn't
“No. Shit, Sherlock.”
.....live the longest.
Sherlock Holmes walks into a bar and orders an IPA. "I've earned this, I just finished my tax return," he tells the bartender. "Luckily I'm getting tons of cash back, thanks to all my brilliant deductions."
...are made up right there on the spot.
Because it was very Mean Data!
After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes," replies Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"
No shit, Sherlock
Watson (constipated): "No shit, Sherlock."
Holmes noticed that Watson was looking a bit sick for a few days.
"What's wrong, Watson?", he asked. "You seem a bit down."
"Nothing, Holmes. Just having some stomach problems." Watson said. "Constipation, you know. I've suffered for a while."
"Constipation? So you have trouble answering the, ahem, nature's call?" Holmes asked.
"No shit, Sherlock."
I just shook Emma WATTson's hand , I was so shocked.
Marriage
" You know my method. It's founded upon the observation of Trifles. "
The N’s justify the means.
So watch your ass.
Emmamentary Mydear Watson!
"Elementary, my dear Watson."
"A lemon tree, my dear Watson".
They just get mean. (I know ... just an average joke)
It’s demeaning.
Because that’s where he was told he could find Holmes.
Now I just need to work out if that's my wife or my girlfriend.
people who are mean tend to be average.
Holmes: "Is that comforter on your bed?" Watson: "No, sheet, Sherlock"
Holmes: "Is that a long note on your desk?" Watson: "No, chit, Sherlock"
Holmes: "Is that your residence?" Watson: "No, shed, Sherlock"
Rosalind Franklin’s notes.
I'd hate to be that guy.
then Who is.
...Then Who is.
“No, shit, Sherlock.”
Then Who is.
“No shit, Sherlock”
Then Who is.
then Who is
