I was honestly hoping that Diocletian culture and Kingdom were going to be added to CK3. Duklja was the first recognized Kingdom in the Balkans with the Papal recognition of King Michael, later being fortified by his son Konstantine Bodin who went as far as conquering Rashka and some of the neighbouring lands, being proclaimed Rex Slavorum (King of the Slavs). To have only 1 Kingdom title in that region, that being Serbia, is just a flat out historical inaccuracy and either was just pasted over from CK2, or someone failed to do their research at PDX.
The game is great, by far the best PDX game I have ever played and their best launch. However, as someone from Montenegro, it saddens me to see the cultural heritage of my country be so overshadowed and blatantly ignored.
Hello. I am COMPLETELY new to the game, and would like some tips about starting in Duklja. I wish to create Serbia, and expand from there. Any tips? I looked up some let's play from J2JonJeremy on youtube, but he started off as a king of scotland, so the situation is mighty different.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
It was about a weak back.
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
