What does a duck put in it’s soup?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DismalSeagull
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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What is the best thing about duck soup?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jeffrypig_23
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2015
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My wife was a great dad this morning

In rapid succession this morning to entertain our 6-week-old, my wife says:

2 deer walk into a bar and order drinks. The bartender says, "That will be 2 bucks."

A giant duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry no large bills."

2 rabbits are eating at a restaurant. One jumps into the other one's soup. The second one calls the waiter and complains, "There's a hare in my soup."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaferserene
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2015
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Chicolini, when were you born?

>I don't remember...I was just a little baby.

Dad's favourite from the Marx Brothers film Duck Soup.

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