A list of puns related to "Dr. Patient"
Don't worry, I'm not hurt. It was a soft drink.
But one man, born with extra sensitive smelling, has been providing free exams to the public to eradicate this new threat. Dr. Theodore Nose of UCH Hospital has a long line of patients waiting every morning, wanting the incredible accuracy of this man.
And as his secretary says...
No one's nose knows noses like Nose's nose knows noses.
...he pretends to be a patient and when the doctor it's him down he says:
DR: how can I help? Cop: Well I'm actually here because you're in trouble DR: Don't worry sir, most men your age suffer urine trouble!
I want everyone to know I'm the powerhouse of the cell.
A patient came into the hospital today, and had filled out an online form. He wasn't able to find his regular GP on the system, so he picked a random one near the top of the list, Dr. Bird.
His wife asked "Who is Dr. Bird?" and the guy replied "I dunno, some quack"
We had a patient waiting for one of our doctors, but he didn't speak English. Coworker 1 "I think he speaks Mandarin." Me " I wonder if so and so Dr. Speaks Mandarin?" Coworker 2 "I don't known Mandarin, but I'm working on my Satsuma" Groans were had...
My parents and I were eating dinner and talking about how Joan Rivers died after being put under anesthesia for a procedure that could have been forgone. My mom, a doctor, compared it to a colonoscopy in the sense that it is a routine procedure you get put under anesthesia for but you don't expect to die from.
Dad: Can't they perform colonoscopies now by having the patient swallow a pill with a camera?
Mom/Dr: They can but they won't be able to see the whole colon.
Dad: So, semicolon?
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