A list of puns related to "Dr. K"
I call him Dr. Awkward
I call him Dr. Awkward.
Dr “ what blood type are you rabbit?”
To which the rabbit replies,
Rabbit “ probably a Type-O”
The Dr one
She explained that it started out as pennies, then nickels and now dimes! Her Dr. said it was nothing to worry about, she was just going through the change.
I’m sure Dr. Robert did it pro Bono, though.
Every week, I had an appointment with a doctor where they would ask me about my health. They would ask me the same usual questions. This is how it would go:
Dr: Do you get a dry mouth?
Me: Yes but I drink water to compensate.
Dr: Any issues with hearing?
Me: Sorry?
Dr (louder): any issues with hearing?
Me: Beg your pardon?
Dr starts laughing
Hello. I'm Dr. Lance Boyle.
Dr Doolittle
Me: Dr dr, i always take s poo at 8:00am sharp, every morning,!
Dr: sorry I don't see how that's a problem.
Me: I wake up at 9:00am...
They walked through the flower gardens at the park. They skimmed stones across the lake. They fed the ducks bread.
It was a perfect Sunday.
Then daddy tomato had a call that his brother was in hospital. Across the road was a bus destined for that very place.
They ran back through the park dodging ducks and tripping on stones and getting tangled in foliage. Baby tomato was starting to lag a little. So daddy tomato, in a panic, shot glances at the arriving bus and his helpless offspring. He Ran to his son and with all his might squashed him into the pavement with his Dr Martins boots and said
"Ketchup"
But one man, born with extra sensitive smelling, has been providing free exams to the public to eradicate this new threat. Dr. Theodore Nose of UCH Hospital has a long line of patients waiting every morning, wanting the incredible accuracy of this man.
And as his secretary says...
No one's nose knows noses like Nose's nose knows noses.
When the dr touches your nuts it’s strictly business.
He is now known as Dr. Pepper
Dr. Pepper.
...he pretends to be a patient and when the doctor it's him down he says:
DR: how can I help? Cop: Well I'm actually here because you're in trouble DR: Don't worry sir, most men your age suffer urine trouble!
Dr. Dre-idel
In his practice, Dr. Bell sometimes had to treat constipation. That's how he learned to de-deuce.
I went to the Dr.s office and was told I couldn’t have kids. Surely this had to be a mistake. I asked was there not any chance? The doctor turned to me and said while not impossible my chances were inconceivable.
But after a successful surgery the Dr changed my mind
Dr. Pepper highly recommended that i should stop
His name: Dr. Frank's-in-stein.
Dr. Pepper.
.. He's Dr Hans Sanitizer.
I had to go to court and was wearing a suit and tie. My 10 year old daughter thought this was fantastic for dress up was very interested. I took this as a teachable moment and wanted to tell her about showing respect for your personal appearance and showing up professionally. So I asked her, do you know why I dressed like this? She said to be professional. I said I want to show that I respect myself and I have respect for the court so I dressed accordingly. She laughed and said, "You mean you dressed acourtingly."
tl;dr
Daughter dad joked me about wearing a suit about dressing accourtingly
His name was Dr. Acula
Dr Prepper.
1 star review for Dr. Acula
Dr. Sanity Claws
Son: What?
Dad: Not Dr What son... close.. who
Son: Who?
Dad: Yes
Son: Who’s Dr Yes?
Dad: No, Who is who
Son: In the the zoo?
Dad: No, who isn’t in the zoo.
Son: What?
Dad: He’s on second.
Dr. Says I have a bad case of car pool tunnel.
I said but the box says enough for 2 weeks?
The dr said.. that’s right.
Do NOT go see Dr. Acula!
If I’m being objective, it’s Dr. Whom.
He is now Dr.Awkward.
Dr. Dre
Edit: Thanks for the silver kind stranger!
What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr Dre
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