Double Shot of St Paddyโ€™s Day Dad Jokes!

Whatโ€™s Irish and stays out all night?

Paddy Oโ€™Furniture.

How do you know an Irishman is having fun?

Heโ€™s Dublin over with laughter!

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅโ˜˜๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’ฐ #doubledose #irishcarbombs #dailydadjokes #luckycharms #rimshot #kneeslapper #stpattysday2021 #luckoftheirish #greenbeer #march17th

Happy St Paddyโ€™s Day everyone!

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On the golf course

I was playing golf with my dad and his friend, we had all hit our tee shots in the rough on the right side of the fairway.

>Me: This sucks, we're all in a bad position.

>Dad: Why? Being right is great!

>Me: ??

>Dad: It's better than being wrong!

Thanks dad, I still got a double bogey....

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