It's raining cats and dogs outside...
Try not to step in a poodle!
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๏ธ Feb 05 2021
One cat sees another cat eating a hot dog PLAIN, and says
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๏ธ Feb 13 2021
What's worse than raining cats and dogs ?
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๏ธ Dec 29 2020
When I was in florida I saw signs saying "animal sanctuary 5$." so I decided to follow them but when I got there it was just a middle aged couple with hundreds of house cats and one dog in a cage.
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๏ธ Feb 13 2021
What's the difference between a cat and a dog?
One has claws and the other has nails
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๏ธ Jan 22 2021
A woman walks up to a librarian and asks, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat?"
The librarian replies, "It rings a bell, but I don't know if it's here or not."
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๏ธ Sep 20 2020
I asked the librarian for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrรถdinger's cat.
She said it rang a bell but she didn't know if it was there or not.
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๏ธ Oct 28 2020
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
Everyone steps in poodles.
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๏ธ Oct 13 2020
A man goes into a library and asks for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat.
The librarian says, "It rings a bell, but I don't know whether it's there or not."
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๏ธ May 16 2020
I went to the library looking for a book about Pavlovโs dog and Schrรถdingerโs cat
The librarian said it rang a bell but she wasnโt sure if it was there or not.
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๏ธ Nov 10 2019
What do you call a storm thatโs raining cats and dogs?
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๏ธ Jun 19 2020
We've got pun dog...and now pun cat. You've cat to be kitten me right meow!
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๏ธ Apr 08 2020
So proud of my daughter! Weโre watching the dog desperately trying to get the cat to play with her. Me: โDog canโt hang because sheโs a dump truck and and the cat is a Ferrari. Daughter:
Donโt you mean a โFur-rariโ?
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๏ธ May 09 2020
Who is the patron saint of homeless dogs and cats?
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๏ธ Mar 06 2020
When single women get to the age of 50, they tend to acquire lots of cats and dogs.
This phenomenon is known as many paws.
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๏ธ Feb 04 2020
I gave my daughter money to go buy a dog at the pet store. She disobeyed and came back with a cat instead.
Youโve got to be kitten me.
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๏ธ Oct 14 2019
My dogs and cats have to be home at a certain time every evening
I set a curfew for my fur crew.
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๏ธ Sep 01 2019
What do cats and dogs do when theyโre watching a movie and have to go to the bathroom?
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๏ธ May 22 2019
CDC is warning farmers of a new virus rapidly spreading among barn-cats and farm-dogs nationwide
They are calling it โWoof and Meowth diseaseโ
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๏ธ Sep 28 2019
Itโs going to rain cats and dogs
... so donโt step on a poodle! (Not mine! โ> from the show โhow i met your motherโ
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๏ธ Aug 28 2019
There are 50 dogs and 48 cats how many dogs are hungry
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๏ธ Jul 12 2019
It was raining cats and dogs today.
An aircraft carrying Korean food had exploded in midair.
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๏ธ Jan 24 2019
It's raining cats and dogs where I am.
In fact earlier I went for a walk, and I stepped in a poodle.
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๏ธ Apr 25 2018
If cats and dogs watch tv. Do they press paws in the remote?
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๏ธ Mar 20 2019
My wife told me it's raining cats and dogs outside.
U warned her not to step in a poodle.
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๏ธ Nov 05 2017
Itโs raining cats and dogs!
Donโt step in a poodle!
Curtesy my son when he was 2 1/2. XD
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๏ธ Dec 18 2018
You know how I know it was raining cats and dogs?
Iโm standing in a poodle right meow.
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๏ธ Jun 02 2018
It was raining cats and dogs yesterday.
I was gonna go for a walk but I didn't wanna step in a poodle.
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๏ธ Aug 07 2017
How do you know when itโs raining cats and dogs?
When you have to step over the poodles
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๏ธ Dec 16 2020
It is raining cats and dogs outside.
I almost stepped in a poodle.
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๏ธ Dec 15 2020
I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrรถdinger's cat...
She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
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๏ธ Apr 25 2020
Why do you have to be careful when itโs raining cats and dogs?
You have to be careful that you donโt step in a poodle.
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๏ธ Sep 28 2020
You know what's worse than raining cats and dogs?
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๏ธ Oct 11 2020
What's worse than it raining cats and dogs.
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๏ธ Aug 21 2020
You know its raining cats and dogs...
when you step in a poodle
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๏ธ Aug 21 2020
I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat...
She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
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๏ธ Jun 15 2020
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
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๏ธ Jun 15 2020
What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
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๏ธ Jun 16 2020
Itโs raining cats and dogs today, how do I know?
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๏ธ Jan 30 2020
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
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๏ธ Jul 03 2019
How do you know when itโs raining cats and dogs?
When you step in a poodle
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๏ธ Jun 10 2019
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
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๏ธ Dec 31 2018
If it ever rains cats and dogs
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๏ธ Jul 16 2019
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
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๏ธ Jun 02 2018
Itโs raining cats and dogs outside
I just stepped in a poodle.
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๏ธ Jul 12 2018
How do you know it's raining cats and dogs?
When you step into a poodle.
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๏ธ Jun 10 2017
I went to the librarian and I asked if they had the book about Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat...
She said it a rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if they had it or not
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