It's raining cats and dogs outside...

Try not to step in a poodle!

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One cat sees another cat eating a hot dog PLAIN, and says

"Hey Cat, 'sup?"

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What's worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Hailing taxis.

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When I was in florida I saw signs saying "animal sanctuary 5$." so I decided to follow them but when I got there it was just a middle aged couple with hundreds of house cats and one dog in a cage.

It was a Shih Tzu

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog?

One has claws and the other has nails

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A woman walks up to a librarian and asks, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat?"

The librarian replies, "It rings a bell, but I don't know if it's here or not."

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I asked the librarian for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrรถdinger's cat.

She said it rang a bell but she didn't know if it was there or not.

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What happens when it rains cats and dogs?

Everyone steps in poodles.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat.

The librarian says, "It rings a bell, but I don't know whether it's there or not."

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I went to the library looking for a book about Pavlovโ€™s dog and Schrรถdingerโ€™s cat

The librarian said it rang a bell but she wasnโ€™t sure if it was there or not.

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What do you call a storm thatโ€™s raining cats and dogs?

A furricane

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We've got pun dog...and now pun cat. You've cat to be kitten me right meow!
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So proud of my daughter! Weโ€™re watching the dog desperately trying to get the cat to play with her. Me: โ€œDog canโ€™t hang because sheโ€™s a dump truck and and the cat is a Ferrari. Daughter:

Donโ€™t you mean a โ€œFur-rariโ€?

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Who is the patron saint of homeless dogs and cats?

St. Ray

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When single women get to the age of 50, they tend to acquire lots of cats and dogs.

This phenomenon is known as many paws.

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I gave my daughter money to go buy a dog at the pet store. She disobeyed and came back with a cat instead.

Youโ€™ve got to be kitten me.

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My dogs and cats have to be home at a certain time every evening

I set a curfew for my fur crew.

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What do cats and dogs do when theyโ€™re watching a movie and have to go to the bathroom?

They paws it

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CDC is warning farmers of a new virus rapidly spreading among barn-cats and farm-dogs nationwide

They are calling it โ€œWoof and Meowth diseaseโ€

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Itโ€™s going to rain cats and dogs

... so donโ€™t step on a poodle! (Not mine! โ€”> from the show โ€˜how i met your motherโ€™

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There are 50 dogs and 48 cats how many dogs are hungry

10 because 40 ate cats

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It was raining cats and dogs today.

An aircraft carrying Korean food had exploded in midair.

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It's raining cats and dogs where I am.

In fact earlier I went for a walk, and I stepped in a poodle.

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If cats and dogs watch tv. Do they press paws in the remote?
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My wife told me it's raining cats and dogs outside.

U warned her not to step in a poodle.

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Itโ€™s raining cats and dogs!

Donโ€™t step in a poodle!

Curtesy my son when he was 2 1/2. XD

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You know how I know it was raining cats and dogs?

Iโ€™m standing in a poodle right meow.

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It was raining cats and dogs yesterday.

I was gonna go for a walk but I didn't wanna step in a poodle.

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How do you know when itโ€™s raining cats and dogs?

When you have to step over the poodles

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It is raining cats and dogs outside.

I almost stepped in a poodle.

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I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrรถdinger's cat...

She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.

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Why do you have to be careful when itโ€™s raining cats and dogs?

You have to be careful that you donโ€™t step in a poodle.

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You know what's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis!

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What's worse than it raining cats and dogs.

Hailing taxis!

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You know its raining cats and dogs...

when you step in a poodle

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I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat...

She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.

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What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis

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What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis!

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Itโ€™s raining cats and dogs today, how do I know?

I stepped in a poodle

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What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis

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How do you know when itโ€™s raining cats and dogs?

When you step in a poodle

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What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis

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If it ever rains cats and dogs

Don't step in a poodle

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What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis.

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Itโ€™s raining cats and dogs outside

I just stepped in a poodle.

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How do you know it's raining cats and dogs?

When you step into a poodle.

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I went to the librarian and I asked if they had the book about Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat...

She said it a rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if they had it or not

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