Where do swimmers go for a drink?

Dive bars.

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Why do cows have bells?

Because their horns don't work.

Heard from an old guy in a dive bar just now.

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Dadjoked the office

Co-workers talking about a bar they went to last night. I asked what it was like.

Co-worker: It was somewhere between a dive bar and a not-quite dive bar.

Me: So, like a bellyflop bar?

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