Different Strokes Puns

A list of puns related to "Different Strokes"

What's the difference between a restriction and a line of people waiting to stroke my cat?

One's a curfew

The other's a fur queue

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Jul 31 2018
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My kids asked whether you smell burnt toast or burnt popcorn when you're having a stroke

I told them, "It's Different Strokes for Different Folks."

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👤︎ u/Dadraik
📅︎ Oct 21 2019
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Wife says "let's not get high blood pressure, that's nothing to mess with it causes strokes"

To which I responded "Poor Michael Phelps". She said, "Why". "All those strokes" I replied with a huge grin.

Something different happened this time...instead of "UGGGGHHHHH" she snorted, laughed uncontrollably, and said "well I walked right only that..."

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👤︎ u/rabidfaux
📅︎ Dec 10 2016
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My lady friend is a speech-language pathologist. Her clients delivered.

BACKGROUND: Strokes can cause communication disorders, such as aphasia. This gem happened the other day.

Her (discussing beer with client): You like darker beers? I respect them but I prefer lighter ones like Spotted Cow.

Client 1: Different strokes for different folks, I suppose.

Client 2: Literally

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👤︎ u/JaeqPiegDeivys
📅︎ Sep 19 2015
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