it was the friends we made along the way."
Wait, wrong sub
Fortissax.
Cape Town
You could say I dress the Danes down in Africa.
Early
Copenhagen
If my dream does come true, I'll proudly call her my B-iancé (Beyoncé)
Wales.
Hello. I'm Dr. Lance Boyle.
But all the license plates there were from in state.
I was always so pour.
He's a stem major.
Moo Zealand.
- Las Kitchenas
- Los Lounges
- Santa Bedroomes
- Porto Gardenas
- Los bed
- Costa Del Balconia
- St Bathroom
- La Rotonda De Sofa
An inside joke
After winning a live fish at the fair, my dad and his friends go out for dinner.
Dad: Do you serve fish here?
Waiter: Yes.
Dad: Ok great, (holds up fish) he'll have the steak.
Tuskany.
Interstella Artois
Our pilot must have been flying.
It just keeps telling me I'll find my destination soon.
I passed with flying colors.
Area 15
Nein Miles Left To Destination
Canada should be high in your list of priorities.
It was a PowerPoint presentation.
While in basketball during 7th grade, one of my teammates lost one of his contact lenses while going for a layup. Without missing a beat, 7th grade me says, "Wow, I guess this really is a contact sport!" My dad was so proud when I told him about it later.
It cantelope
The other man replied “Your thyme has cum”.
When my brother was four years old, my dad told him to go sit on Santa Claus' lap at the church. Santa Claus was actually being played by my second uncle, Mr. Herman. My brother had already heard rumors of this, so when he went to sit on Santa Claus' lap he asked: "Are you Mr. Herman?" Mr. Herman replied: "Baloney!"
My brother went back to my dad and said: "His name is Baloney!"
(My brother is now 39 years old and the proud father of a 19-month-old son)
Victoria Falls
Friend: Yo, JA24, I was thinking of starting a business
Me: Oh really, doing what?
Friend: Airline Pastry catering
Me: ...sounds oddly specific
Friend: Well it's just a pie in the sky at the moment!
He comes out with these all the time, he's destined to embarrass his kids with these one day :P
I’m worried about my cousin. He’s 28 with a good job. Has a lot in common with me (nerdy habits: board games, gaming conventions, anime etc). Unfortunately I have recently learned that he is one of those poor souls obsessed with Belle Delphine. Apparently it started out innocently enough. My cousin is into cosplay. He’s into girls. Ooh, there’s cosplay girls on the internet? What began as a YouTube channel subscription and a few dozen likes on Instagram has progressed into something much more serious. This man is spending money. My cousin’s social media accounts have recently featured pictures of him with his Belle Delphine merch. T-shirts, body pillows, there’s even some kind of bed spread/comforter with her googly-eyed tongue-outy face on it. Did you know that Belle Delphine briefly partnered with Tom’s shoes for a limited edition series of footwear? I knew that, because my cousin won’t shut up about how he bought them all. He’s got at least three jars of dirty bath water and a gaming keyboard with her face on it. It’s really sad. I think the isolation of the pandemic really exacerbated his behavior. He says that he and Belle are destined to be together. For my part, I’m telling him that this isn’t healthy behavior, and I’m encouraging him to seek counseling. I’m convinced he has a mental health issue like Obsessive Love Disorder or Erotomania. Afterall, he does have all of the Simp Toms.
...it has NO FANS!! :-D
It was winter and Dad was riding home with a girl right after their first date.
Girl: Man it's FREEZING! Here, feel the steering wheel. Dad (touches it): Your hands did that to the steering wheel?!
Me: on Wednesday, my ass is going to be in Florida
Friend: where will the rest of your body be?
Mad-at-gas-car
Pencilvania!
