Daisy puns
Hey guys! Got every I need some puns with the name Daisy, so far I've thought of:
Usually your Daisy, but today you're Dayno (Spanish pun)
Or
Daysi me rolling, they hating.
Any other would be appreciated!
Thanks a million.
An Irish guy walks out of a bar
It can happenβ¦
Why Indian aunties are danger to your privacy?
Because desi everything
What will you call a French-Pakistani prostitute?
Lahore.
Another disappointing trip to the Indian grocery store..
They ran out of Dehli meat.
My sister keeps screeching loudly.
My ear hertz a lot
A pun for the desi people out there. [When did life become OYO from Yo! Weβll never know.]
What do you call a clumsy person from India?
Oopsie Desi
Which country has no blind people?
India.
Because, Desi
(they see)
Desi wants to add moisture to his shoebox, but
Desiccant.
How do you call an Indianβs establishment?
An Hindustry.
