Defense Attorney Puns

A list of puns related to "Defense Attorney"

Why won't the bird defense attorney speak to more than one crow at a time?

Because anything more than one is murder.

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👤︎ u/TeslaFan900
📅︎ Oct 11 2020
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My son has recently decided to become a defense attorney

I guess you could say he's my son in law...

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👤︎ u/ojcoolj
📅︎ Apr 19 2015
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