When deer run from hunters

They are always running for deer life

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📅︎ Jan 20 2020
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The next Disney+ project, is a Star Wars/ Back to the Future crossover. Deer Brown gets a bounty hunter to stay in the car.

That way, they'll always have the Manned Delorean available.

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👤︎ u/Naitraen
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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How does a deer hunter keep track of all their cuts of meat?

Using a ven-ison diagram.

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📅︎ Nov 23 2017
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Two men are hunting in the woods...

Suddenly one of them spots tracks.

"Deer tracks" says the first hunter.

"Moose tracks, I know moose tracks when I see them" says the other hunter.

They keep arguing over the type of tracks they're looking at, until they get run over by a train.

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👤︎ u/JMayberry5
📅︎ Nov 04 2019
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