Dear John Puns

A list of puns related to "Dear John"

Dear, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

You're name is my name too!

Sincerely,

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

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👤︎ u/DroopyDrewP
📅︎ Aug 22 2016
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A classics professor goes to the tailor to have his trousers mended.

The tailor says, "Euripides?"

The professor replies, "Yes, Eumenides?"

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👤︎ u/Conscious-Ball8373
📅︎ Aug 16 2022
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What's the difference between a disgruntled spouse and a disgruntled farmer?

One writes Dear John letters, the other writes John Deere letters.

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👤︎ u/DENelson83
📅︎ Oct 16 2021
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Pick any name in the world. I bet I can sing a song with that name in it..

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday dear...

Edit: Wow. Wasn't expecting over 1,000 upvotes on my first ever post. Thanks!

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👤︎ u/Morgan921
📅︎ Sep 29 2013
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My young son asked me what letter marriage ends with.

I said 'Dear John'

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👤︎ u/eltegs
📅︎ Nov 15 2017
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