Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
Cyclopianes are novel diterpenes featuring a highly strained 6/5/5/5 tetracyclic core embedded with 6โ8 consecutive stereocenters. The concise total syntheses of (โ)โconidiogenone B, (โ)โconidiogenone and (โ)โconidiogenol have been accomplished in 14โ17 steps. The present work features a HATโmediated cyclization of alkeneโnitrile to access the cis โbiquinane, a Nicholas/PausonโKhand reaction to construct the linear triquinane, and a Danheiser annulation to afford the congested angular triquinane skeleton.Cyclopianes are novel diterpenes featuring a highly strained 6/5/5/5 tetracyclic core embedded with 6โ8 consecutive stereocenters. The concise total syntheses of (โ)โconidiogenone B, (โ)โconidiogenone and (โ)โconidiogenol have been accomplished in 14โ17 steps. The present work features a HATโmediated cyclization of alkeneโnitrile to access the cis โbiquinane, a Nicholas/PausonโKhand reaction to construct the linear triquinane, and a Danheiser annulation to afford the congested angular triquinane skeleton.
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Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
second hand stores!
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
A buck-an-ear!
I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!
Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasnโt expecting this!
it's Hans free now..
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"
I did not know.
So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"
So proud.
Feyonce
He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths. He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.
He said, โChange the batteries in your hearing aidโ.
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
So far no one has given me a straight answer.
Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.
You look for the fresh prints!
Itโs a dad-ly disease.
Happy Fatherโs Day to all the dads that get me though my day to day life, without you Dad Jokes wouldnโt mean a thing ๐
Transparent
(sorry it sucks, it's like 2:30 in the morning right now and I haven't slept)
(Edit: holy shit! I wasn't expecting this to get so many upvotes. Also thanks for the awards guys, I really appreciate it!)
Old Neeeeiiiiighvy
Oops, wrong sub.
Attire
I'd accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
Our newborn was sleeping on my chest yesterday. She woke up crying. "Woke up on the wrong side of the dad huh?" I said. She stopped crying.... Felt good.
It was the least I could do for him
Collective thinking : Concise collective total syntheses of cyclopianeโtype diterpenes (โ)โconidiogenoneโ B, (โ)โconidiogenone, and (โ)โconidiogenol were accomplished in 14โ17 steps. The approach features a HATโmediated alkeneโnitrile cyclization, a Nicholas/PausonโKhand reaction, and a Danheiser annulation to afford the congested angular triquinane skeleton.
Abstract
Cyclopianes are novel diterpenes featuring a highly strained 6/5/5/5 tetracyclic core embedded with 6โ8 consecutive stereocenters. The concise total syntheses of (โ)โconidiogenoneโ B, (โ)โconidiogenone, and (โ)โconidiogenol have been accomplished in 14โ17 steps. The present work features a HATโmediated alkeneโnitrile cyclization to access the cisโbiquinane, a Nicholas/PausonโKhand reaction to construct the linear triquinane, and a Danheiser annulation to afford the congested angular triquinane skeleton.
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