Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

Because it’s a-maize-ing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProfPacific
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Need stitches? Either see a doctor, or save money and D.I.Y. ....

...Suture self.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt
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Did you hear IKEA is changing its name?

It’s going to be called Stock Home Syndrome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mirthandmerry
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I don't know what HD is...

But the doctor said you got 80 of 'em!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dumpster_Sauce
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2021
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DadJoke Commitment

My dad's favorite movie of all time is "It's a Wonderful Life" starring Jimmy Stewart. If you haven't seen the movie, you won't get this.

So, my dad changed his text-tone on his phone to a really high-pitched "diiing!". And I shit you not, every time, without fail, whenever he gets a text, he says, "Another angel just got his wings!"

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