I thought I’d go as a Band-Aid this Halloween, but then decided not to.

I think it’ll be hard to pull off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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If Bill Clinton's Vice President started a one man band. He'd call it, Al Gore Rhythms.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/willscuba4food
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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My dad always said if he ever started a band he'd name in "Turd" and tour exclusively with Korn
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πŸ‘€︎ u/relaxTD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2015
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I'd never let my children watch the orchestra

There's too much sax and violins

Edit: Thank you so much for the gold and silver

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theDwarfed
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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[Request] Cone-Based Band Names

I'm looking for band names that involve the word cone (specifically traffic cones). A few examples I have come up with are "The Rolling Cones," "Earth Wind and Cone," and "The Conas Brothers." I'm sure there are lots of good ones that I'm not thinking of.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Devosity28
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2018
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So, if The Cars and The Doors merged together in one band,

Would they be The Car Doors?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Backroadgamer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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Dad oneup'd my joke in the car today.

Riding in the car with dad and I decide to tell him a joke (I know a lot of people have heard it before).

Me: If I was a DJ I'd be DJ Enzyme cause I like to break it down!

Dad: Well I'd be DJ Photon.

Me: Whaaaaaat?

Dad: Cause I like to light it up!

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2014
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