Wife, Other Dad and I were discussing over text our favorite lettuce brand (Little leaf), and the following transpiredā€¦.

OP: Iā€™m a fan of the whole little leaf catalog! Love the deep cuts on Live in Romaine; they get right to the heart of it

Wife: Lettuce catalog? What even is this?

OP: And the emotion behind the vocals on ā€œLettuce Beā€ are just wilting

OP: Love the guitar solo on ā€œlicense to Kaleā€ goes off like a Wild Rocket

OP: And when Kravitz joined them in ā€˜97 for ā€œArugula go my wayā€!!! That was just spicy

Other dad: Now youā€™re just having too much fun

Wife: you are literally going to get hidden with one more

OP: I really am

Wife: Donā€™t make me leave this chat.

OP: But who would want this fun to endive?

Wife: Last warning, Seriously

(Quick, I need more! I may be sleeping on the couch tonight, but at least Iā€™ll be able to admire our FrisĆ©e in the living room)

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