Which cranial nerve is pictured here ? (See comments)
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︎ Jul 27 2017
A coworker of mine spilled boiling hot coffee on my leg and had the nerve to ask where it hurts
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︎ Apr 15 2021
They had some nerve posting this in r/TIHI
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︎ Jan 31 2021
After Orville and Wilburβs first horrific and fatal plane-accident leaving their remains scattered on the tarmac, the chief medical examiner approaching what was left of them simply asked:
βAre you all Wright?!β
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︎ Apr 15 2021
A cheesy pun thatβll grate on your nerves
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︎ Feb 01 2021
I had a nerve conduction test
They send electricity through your nerves to see the response time. I was shocked to find out I have carpel tunnel syndrome.
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︎ Mar 29 2021
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient....
he said, ''I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking.''
''In that case,'' said the patient, ''I'll come back when you're sober''
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︎ Dec 07 2020
I failed my medical school entrance exam last week, thanks to nerves.
The correct answer was blood vessels.
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︎ Dec 29 2020
As the detective examined the crime scene at the carnival he came upon the man working the βGuess your weightβ booth. The detective had the man arrested as an accomplice to the criminal.
He was charged with helping the criminal get a weigh.
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︎ Jan 19 2021
Why are so many medical examiners hired on January 1st?
It's always, "New Year, new ME"
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︎ Dec 31 2020
A man in a drug trial died from a complication which dissolved his pneumogastric nerve, the coroner listed the cause of death as...
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︎ Sep 23 2020
A man walks into a hospital ward and starts inspecting the bed charts.
A doctor notices this and says, "Excuse me sir, but what are you doing?"
The man ignores the doctor and continues, now taking everyone's blood pressure.
"Sir, I'll ask you again", says the doctor, "why are you here and what are you doing?"
Ignoring the doctor again, the man then begins to take everyone's blood and starts processing it through the hospital's examination equipment.
"Right!" Shouts the doctor. "Now you're testing my patients!"
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︎ Jun 10 2021
He's on da nerve
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︎ Dec 04 2019
A patient goes into a doctor's office for examination...
Doctor: On a scale from 1 to 10, how much pain are you experiencing?
Patient: Ο
Doctor: pi?
Patient: Low level, but never ending
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︎ Jan 03 2020
A man goes to the doctor, and says "doctor, I havent been peeing correctly and its painful". The doctor replies "I will have to perform a prostate exam." As the doctor examines the man, he pulls out an $100 bill out of his bottom. This continues, he keeps pulling out money from this man's bottom.
After about half an hour the doctor says..."You won't believe this, but i just pulled $1999 out of your bottom"
The man turns around and says "Yeah, I wasn't feeling 2 grand"
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︎ Aug 13 2020
Memes are getting on my nerves
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︎ Nov 03 2019
I can't believe somebody had the nerve to break into my house and steal my limbo stick.
I mean seriously, how low can you go?
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︎ Jun 06 2020
Recent studies are examining the effects of replacing birdbath water with alcohol
Its bird-gin-ing research.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Where does a cardiologist go on holiday?
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︎ Apr 12 2021
I sent this pun to my friend.
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︎ Mar 21 2021
Lawyer - Doctor, as a result of your examinations, would you say the woman was pregnant?
Doctor - Yes, she was pregnant, but not as a result of my examination.
Taken from an actual court hearing
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︎ Dec 08 2019
I was examining a lad's driving test.
At the end, he stopped us outside the test centre.
"You know," I began, "alcohol really impairs someone's judgements..."
The lad's lip quivered, "But I'm not drunk, mister."
"No," I replied, "I am, and you've passed."
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︎ Aug 21 2020
Had an idea for a Netflix series that examines items belonging to other people:
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︎ Jun 29 2020
I lost all feeling in my butt nerves. I'm not joking.
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︎ Dec 13 2019
Don't put it on him
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︎ Nov 25 2020
The nerves of this guy!
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︎ Aug 09 2017
There is only one other pun better than this one....
A man's farts once began sounding like the word "honda."
US Doctors were no help for the man.
Finally a Japanese Doctor took his case & sent for the man to come to Japan.
The man flew to Japan and after a short examination the Doctor said to him, "you have abscess tooth."
"An abscess tooth?" the man asked.
"Yes," replied the doctor "abscess make the fart go Honda."
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︎ Mar 09 2021
My friend said he broke his tibia. Upon examining his X-rays, I can tell he lied...
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︎ May 04 2020
Is it just me or does oddly shaped fruit really get on your nerves?
Eh, maybe I'm just being pear-annoyed.
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︎ Jan 04 2019
What kind of certification does a polygraph test examiner need?
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︎ Mar 11 2020
You know what really gets on my nerves?
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︎ Aug 03 2019
Taking a girl home at a Thai night club can be nerve-wracking.
I'm hoping for the breast, but preparing for the wurst.
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︎ Oct 13 2019
The medical examinerβs office was told to reduce their budget
So they had to cut coroners.
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︎ Oct 13 2019
Why do mathematicians get on their nerves easily?
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︎ May 24 2019
I'm tired of waiting for my PA to finish my return
It's really taxing my nerves.
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︎ Mar 24 2021
What do you call a surgical examination of a person addicted to high fives?
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︎ Jul 02 2017
The doctor told me to have my stool examined
I didn't give a shit.
The lab wouldn't accept furniture anyway.
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︎ Oct 17 2019
Someone had the nerve to laugh at my enormous hands
I killed him with my bear hands.
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︎ Nov 09 2018
I figured out why I am so shy and awkward
A main part of my body is called the nervous system
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︎ Dec 21 2020
My friend with anger issues decided to take up golf to calm his nerves...
He became teed off when he teed off into the trees...
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︎ Mar 03 2019
I recently failed my Medical College entrance exam because of nerves.
The correct answer was blood vessels.
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︎ Jun 15 2020
You know what really gets on my nerves?
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︎ Dec 01 2018
You know what really gets on my nerves?
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︎ Mar 19 2019
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