A list of puns related to "Coram Deo"
I've seen this phrase popping up a lot in recent months from twitter bios to email signatures, did I miss something?
It's a great expression, and one that I feel the church would do well to keep in mind, but it almost feels like a NOTW/WWJD moment in the Reformed community.
What did I miss?
My baby cousin is being enrolled in CDA next year by my fundamentalist aunt. From what I understand, its a Christian private school/homeschool hybrid that focuses on classical Socratic teaching and gives kids a well rounded education. I've heard the average SAT/ACT scores are significantly higher than the national average which makes me think its a worthwhile investment despite the affiliation. However, as a Christian private school idk the amount of bias that could negatively impact a child's learning (evolution, big bang, history,etc). The homeschool aspect is already disconcerting enough, but it sounds better than her original option to homeschool fulltime.
Has anyone gone to CDA or know someone who has? Are they one of the laid back private schools or do they really push an agenda?
You guys rock!
From the YouVersion devotional "The Greatest Sermon Ever Preached:"
However, Christ is most certainly not forbidding His people from issuing judgments altogether. In fact, Jesus in this same gospel orders us to discriminate between good and evil. We must differentiate those receptive to us from the dogs and the swine in order to obey Jesus and hold back what is sacred from those who are proud to hate our Lord (v. 6). We cannot approach those who have honest questions about the Gospel like we do those who seek instruction in order to use it against Christ and His church. Our Lordโs directions for church discipline (18:15โ20) call us to evaluate others. Exercising discernment and making sound judgments is part of Christian discipleship.
Jesus is actually warning us to be fair and humble when we make our evaluations. Human beings are naturally prone to focus on the failings of others and ignore their own heinous sins. Consider Davidโs reaction to Nathan after he slept with Bathsheba and had Uriah murdered (2 Sam. 11:1โ12:15a). The king did more evil than the man in Nathanโs parable, but David wanted to chase after the speck in that manโs eye, so blinded was he by the plank of his own sin. Today, church leaders who have gossiped might come down mercilessly on someone who has occasionally used lewd language. This latter sin is real and inexcusable, but we have done wrong when we who judge do not hold ourselves to the same standard by which we judge others (Matt. 7:2).
John Chrysostom says, โJesus does not forbid judging but commands that one first remove the plank from oneโs own eyeโ (Homilies on the Gospel of Saint Matthew, 23.2). We must be harsher on ourselves than we are on others. Let us make sure our consciences are clear before we judge our brothers and sisters.
John Calvin says that the one โwho judges according to the word and law of the Lord, and forms his judgment by the rule of charity, always begins with subjecting himse
... keep reading on reddit โกI don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
It really does, I swear!
Buenosdillas
Theyโre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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You take away their little brooms
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