Pigeons Go-Coo.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calebwcobb
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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Why does a pigeons coo not echo in a concert hall?

A-coo-sticks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/majestic_walrus1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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Baa, coo, baa, coo. Why do i bother?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Auditoriums are specially designed so that sound will bounce around the walls and ceiling in order to be projected to the audience. However, if you place a pigeon on the stage, the coo of said pigeon will not bounce.

This is because of a-coo-sticks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nebulas-Entity
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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A coo sticks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisk114
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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A (coo)l pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChonkyNugget
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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I'm just going to leave it here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fuckkkofff
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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What did the musician throw to his dog?

Acoustic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1m4h4x0r309
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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How do you know when it’s time to post your dad joke poetry?

Get a Haiku coo clock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoldaHolda
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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This Hurts Just a little when you get it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ntn_98
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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What do Donald Trump and a pigeon have in common?

They’re both big fans of coos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaChuteQuiMarche
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Donald Trump is currently organizing pigeons against the united states government.

He's plotting a coo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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How do pigeons elect their leaders?

They don’t. A pigeon can only gain power through a coo d’état.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ibwitmypigeons
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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Did you know that auditoriums are designed to have sound bounce around to the audience?

This doesn’t happen with pigeons, though. This is because a coo sticks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Dad holds baby boy

Baby smiles and starts to coo. "Hai ku, I am dad."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Yesterday I ate a clock.

It was very time consuming.

Especially when I went back for seconds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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From an ask reddit thread imgur.com/MEZJ4R0
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pricers
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2013
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Why don't pigeon noises echo?

Because a coo sticks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scamperly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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What do you call a clock that can't tell time ??

Coo Coo !!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amart1985
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Did you hear about the guy that robbed the clock store overnight?

He surely took his time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Armyman194
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2017
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I swear the pigeons in my area are plotting to overthrow the neighbourhood watch.

It's definitely a coo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datolite7
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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All birds are anarchists.

They always want to start a coo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hibus_2vy
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Why does a chicken coup only have 2 doors?

Because, if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IrishWake
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2017
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Pigeons are the new leaders of the bird world

There was a military coo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D3ltaforc3
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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The US army secretly trains pigeons to help overthrow hostile foreign governments.

It’s a military coo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Dadjoked the executive board room today

Got quite a few groans I was pretty proud of today!

We were talking about hiring a new manager for a field team, and it turned out the guy we liked the most had several felony convictions for gun possession.

COO: I'm not sure we can take the risk, despite his valuable experience.
Me: Well guys, at least we know he'll stick to his guns.

I'll make a very good dad one day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tombodadin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2014
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[REQUEST] Star Wars Bird Puns

Working on a little something. Give me your best and I will include you in the credits.

So far I only have: Coo Skywalker

Edit: thanks for all the replies! I will post game here soon, and pm those whose puns I end up using.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wickjest
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2017
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I was surrounded by pigeons in the park that wanted to over throw my sandwich

So they attempted a coo

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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Did you know a scientist studying pigeon sounds managed to single handedly dismantle a dictator's regime?

It was all thanks to his coo data.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadoShane
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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When baby delights, and pitch of voice increases

We call this high coo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainPatent
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2017
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Would you like to hear my favorite haiku?

^coo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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Pigeons are back in the chimney but I don't think they're the same as last year.

I heard there's been a coo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SparkyCorp
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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My timepiece hangs on the wall and recites short form poetry every hour on the hour.

It's a Haiku coo clock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/earth_humanoid
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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So some pigeons were pretty unhappy with their government...

...they decided to stage a coo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imadeaname
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2015
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A War of Birds

Due to a difference in a pinion, a flock of doves attempted to stage an immediate coo by just winging it. So it wasn't surprising that, after creating an add-hawk unit (which many in the bird community considered fowl play), the eagles' military was just too strong and talonted, and the fledgling, emutional uprising subsequently took a tern for the worst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HansSven
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2013
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There are three classes of cheerios

There are three classes of cheerios, the lower class (plain ol' cheerios), the middle class cheerios (frosted), and the elite class (honey nut). One soggy morning in Seattle, a plain cheerio awoke in his single room apartment. He looked out at the still sleepy city, blanketed in a mist of rain. He quickly got dressed and put his shoes on, this would be the day. He stood propped against the bus stop, smoking a cigarette. "God I have got to stop this habit." He thought to himself. Glancing back and forth at the bustle of cheerios, he saw her. She looked about 25, devastatingly gorgeous, and he could smell the honey from where he stood. "Excuse me ma'am," his voice quivered, "I - I think you might be the most beautiful cheerio I have ever seen." She smiled and her otherwise golden brown face grew red. " This is a long shot, but will you marry me?' She was obviously caught off guard by this, but her red lips formed the word, "Yes." They raced through the morning mist of the city, and arrived at her fathers house. The cheerio bent down in front of her father. "Sir, I would like to ask for your blessing in marrying your daughter" "No! You are a regular cheerio and my daughter needs a high quality honey nut" he snapped. "But sir." "No means no damnit!" "Sir this is very unrea-" "You come back a honey nut and you'll have my blessing, my daughter is not about to marry a low life like you." The cheerio sprinted home, tears streaming down his face. He fumbled against the lock and sprawled out on his bed. When he awoke it was early, his sheets had a dark silhouette from his wet jacket. He sat up and lit a cigarette. "Damn." he sighed to himself. Walking in front of his mirror, he noticed something different. His body was frosted! He had become a frosted cheerio! He darted out the door without shoes, reaching the honey nut household in no time at all. He banged on the door, and the beauty's father answered. "Sir I am a changed cheerio! I'm frosted!" he exclaimed. Her father had a stern look on his face. "You think you are any better? The dirt on my boots are worth more than you." he hissed. The old honey nut slammed the door on the young frosted. He heard the deadbolt click. The newly frosted cheerio didn't take the same way home. He stood on the edge of a bridge, feeling the cool autumn wind on his sugar coated skin. Was he really going to go through with this? Was it worth it? No he was a frosted cheerio now. He couldn't get the girl, but he was a changed cheerio. He

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/R1pply
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2017
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Corporate Structure..

I was talking to my girlfriend about the sorority structure with President and all the various vice presidents.

She mentioned that another sorority uses a corporate structure..

Gf: "Rather than president they have a CEO and instead of a vice president of finance they have a CFO."

Me: "So do they have a Chief Operating Officer?"

Gf: "Yeah, I think so."

Me: "Oh, that's coo."

Snickered a bit and she just gave me that "you're kidding look."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radddchaddd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2014
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Friend Dad-joked me.

So its not really a dad joke, since my friend who is not a father said it...But I groaned loudly, so I think it qualifies.

We're walking along and see a bunch of pigeons. He asks "Which do you hate more, pigeons or seagulls?" to which I replied "Seagulls obviously. They shit the same amount but they come with that annoying noise". He then smiled ear to ear before saying "Yeah, pigeons are Coo".

I don't hear from my father very much, let alone dad jokes, but I guess no matter what I'll always encounter a groan-inducing dad joke one way or another.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Teacup
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2014
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The sound from a musician on stage bounces off an auditoriums walls to surround the audience, however

The sound from a pigeon does not, because a coo sticks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heightsenberg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience. The sound from a pigeon on stage does not do this.

The reason is a coo sticks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarlosMingos22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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Dad holds baby son.

Baby laughs and starts to coo.

β€œHai ku, I am dad.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigjuicymelons
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