Two smiling soldiers of (probably) the 4th Maroccan Mountain Division of the 1st French Corps, fill the hands of American soldiers of the 12th U.S. Armored Division with candy, in Rouffach, France, after the closing of the Colmar pocket. February 5, 1945.
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Panzer IV/70 (Alkett) lost in the Colmar Pocket, February 1945.
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Lt Gen Alexander Patch awarding 1st Lt Audie Murphy the Medal of Honor for his last stand at the Colmar Pocket in January 1945, aged just 19. Award was given on August 9th 1945 [602x473]
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The 2nd mountain division during battle of Colmar Pocket 1945 by @Lecrewairsoft
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Lt. Gen. Alexander Patch of the Seventh US Army (right) rewards 1st Lt. Audie Murphy, B Company, 15th Infantry Regiment, 3rd Division (left) both the Medal of Honor and Legion of Merit for his actions at Colmar Pocket in January at Salzburg, Austria, June 2, 1945.
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Lt. Gen. Alexander Patch of the Seventh US Army (right) rewards 1st Lt. Audie Murphy, B Company, 15th Infantry Regiment, 3rd Division (left) both the Medal of Honor and Legion of Merit for his actions at Colmar Pocket in January at Salzburg, Austria, June 2, 1945.
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The 'Colmar Pocket', the last German foothold west of the Rhine, is eliminated. A GI loads a M2 4.2 inch Mortar.
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GIs in the Colmar Pocket. 1944
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Panzer IV/70 (Alkett) lost in the Colmar Pocket, February 1945.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CharlesEarlBoles
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A Panzer IV/70 (A) lost in the battle for The Colmar Pocket, February 1945
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Soldiers of the 15th Regiment, 3rd ID, preparing to assault Hill 351 from their dug-in positions during the Battle of the Colmar Pocket, in Alsace, France: Late December, 1944.
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Jeep Willys MB 1/4-ton 4x4 Truck - Set in the Colmar Pocket, late WWII
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American Soldiers from the 12th Armored Division link up with French Troops in Rouffach, France. Thus splitting the Colmar Pocket in half: February, 1945.
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American soldier sitting on decorated destroyed German tank, Battle of the Colmar Pocket, January 1945
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Some familiar weapons from the Colmar Pocket WWII Museum in Colmar, France imgur.com/a/oICSJgQ
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Two smiling French soldiers fill the hands of American soldiers with candy, in Rouffach, France, after the closing of the Colmar pocket", February 5, 1945.
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TIL that war hero Audie Murphy received the medal of honor for holding an entire german battalion in france and held the Colmar Pocket, he later became a movie star badassoftheweek.com/murph…
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American soldier sitting on decorated destroyed German tank, Battle of the Colmar Pocket, January 1945
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Two smiling French soldiers fill the hands of American soldiers with candy, in Rouffach, France, after the closing of the Colmar pocket. February 5, 1945 - [1371x1119]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awsome_dude
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anywhereiroa
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leckzsluthor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2022
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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychedeIic_Sheep
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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toby-the-Cactus
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Geddit? No? Only me?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampy311
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2021
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paulie_Felice
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2022
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E or ß?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amazekam
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rj104
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Pun intended.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sharmaji1301
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No spoilers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onfour
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Covid problems
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theincrediblebou
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lance986
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/designjeevan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/demotrek
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
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Spi__
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fast_Echidna_8520
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2022
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djcarves
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2021
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The Ancient Romans II
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mordrathe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2021
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThoughtPumP
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2022
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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sk2ec
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2022
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Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Where ever you left it πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ€­

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kitkatty0309
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2022
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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTreelo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2022
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majorpain2006
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School Was Clothed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kennydoe
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Naan-negotiable
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sjmaeff
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Remember that joke I told you about the chiropractor?

It was about a weak back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tanglwyst
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Letting loose with these puns
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Couch potato
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