Fellow fathers: When someone yells "STOP" do you say

A.) Collaborate and listen
B.) In the name of love
C.) Hammer time

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👤︎ u/hann1980
📅︎ Oct 03 2018
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Boss: Stop listening to bad rap, participate in meetings, and pay more attention.

Me: So Stop, Collaborate, and Listen?

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📅︎ Nov 29 2018
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Erson deserves more credit for collaborations

Famous collaborations include:

  • Wes and Erson
  • Pamela and Erson
  • Lori and Erson
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📅︎ Jan 20 2018
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What do you call two chemistry labs working on boron together?

A collaboration!

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👤︎ u/epoch_fail
📅︎ Sep 11 2014
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Are dad joke stories ok?

Context: babysitter said my 5yo son drove him nuts today (while directing it to previously mentioned son). "To the point where I wanted to yell" "STOP" at him."

I turned to him and said,, "Collaborate and listen. We're all here in the name of love so please don't bug your uncle when he's trying to get something done. Or it's hammer time.

^^^(disclaimer. my bro understands and is not mad about him being curious nor would I punish him for being so, or, with a hammer)^^^

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👤︎ u/ILiveOnNSQ
📅︎ Jun 30 2017
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