Coffin nail Puns

A list of puns related to "Coffin nail"

A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that's the last thing I need.
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👤︎ u/brookscorbs
📅︎ Sep 21 2018
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A rude construction worker was asked to go to a funeral...

...He really put the nail in the coffin

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👤︎ u/samrf1202
📅︎ Jan 11 2019
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I never really liked Jim in the first place. But then I found out he was a necrophiliac, that was the final nail in the coffin for me

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👤︎ u/iFuJ
📅︎ Feb 08 2013
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