A list of puns related to "Coffee shop"
Nest-CafΓ©
I saw this guy with the same cup as me and chased him down the street. Finally caught up with him and realized...thatβs not my cup of tea
...is run by a bunch of has-beans.
It was used as grounds for dismissal.
Sun: "Oh man, I forgot my wallet!" Moon: "Don't worry, I'll cover you."
One is a groundskeeper, while the other is a grounds keeper.
The man frowns. βWhat do you mean itβs a secret? Whatβs the special today? Is it a latte?β
The barista shakes her head.
βA mocha?β
She shakes her head again.
βOh, come on! Tell me! A cappuccino?β
She shakes her head.
βAn affogato?β
She shakes her head.
The man is getting frustrated at this point. βCan you at least give me a clue!?β
The barista thinks for a moment, then points at a jar on the counter. βOk, the special is in this jar.β
βWhat is it?β
βI canβt tell you. Itβs a secret.β
The man, enraged at this point, tries to grab the jar.
The barista grabs it too.
They fight for control and the man wretches it away only for the jar to fall on the ground and its contents spill out onto the floor.
The man stares, βItβs just been normal coffee this whole time?!β
The barista shrugs, βI guess you spilled the beans.β
Ordered a pumpkin spice coffee:
Barista when it's ready: "Pumpkin?"
Me: "What did you just call me?"
Dead silence.
I guess some little boy fell asleep.
Stay Woke
Itβd only be a sconeβs throw away
I guess you could call it a double double.
Dim Horton!!
Dad: we'll get a black coffee, a hot chocolate, and a green tea. Drive through attendant: would you like anything in the green tea? Dad: no, just green.
He was hunting star bucks.
I'm the baker in the back so every now and then I go bother the barista.
Me: Hey can you make a drink for me?
Her: Sure what did you want?
Me: Two shots of espresso and some steamed milk.
Her: A latte?
Me: No just a little.
Cashier told me: "It's $4.05". I looked at my watch and said, "No, it's 8:45."
It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier...
My dad asked if he could get an additional discount since they are now year old pastries.
It was quite a brew ha ha.
Clooney: βIβll direct.β
DiCaprio: βIβll act.β
McConaughey: βIβll write, Iβll write, Iβll write.β
Because they thought it was Lieutenant Starbuck's place.
When asked if he had plans for Thanksgiving, he replied with "We're planning on having it on Thursday."
When asked if he had took American Express, he replied with "Yeah, but we don't keep it for long."
Sitting at the coffee shop on campus when I catch this gem: Daughter: I need to be studying for exams but I keep procrastinating Dad: You know I once tried to write a book about procrastinating, I never finished it
He said he had tried the new Costa (a UK equivalent to Starbucks) in town. I asked him what it was like, having not visited it myself and he simply replied "It Costa fortune"
Boss: "Yeah, we got a new espresso machine last week" Me: "Was the old one shot to death?" Groans ensued
me: I think ill have an iced coffee
Dad: well you wouldn't want a MEAN coffee would you?
-_βͺ thanks dad.
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