I feel like a father figure to my co-workers

I bike up and down a very large hill to get to work every morning

Co-worker: "You're going to have huge calves by the end of the summer!"

Me: "Yeah, they'll be so big they will probably be cows!"

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👤︎ u/TCBear
📅︎ Jun 14 2016
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Apparently Dartmoor ponies are being sold for their meat to help the herd survive.

Here is the story. I suggested to the family that they might make a good mane course and got many groans for my trouble.

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👤︎ u/Blarty97
📅︎ Dec 07 2015
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