Clay Ope Puns

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

In short, the three skulls represent the 3 people who constitute Marshal D. Teach. The 8 crossbones tips are Oda's foreshadowing for Blackbeard's Next Devil Fruit: Hebi Hebi no Mi, Model: Yamata no Orochi. Each tip indicates the head of the Orochi.

The first time we heard about Blackbeard was on Drum Island in Chapter 132.

Dalton (current Drum’s Leader) says that Blackbeard's crew attacked the Island and the former King, Wapol, fled.

And in that same arc appeared an akuma no mi user with the power of "joined" people, Wapol the user of Baku Baku no Mi.

Chessmarimo is a fusion of Chess and Kuromarimo, created by Wapol's Baku Baku Factory.

Sanji comments that Kuromarimo is simply standing on Chess' shoulders and only their clothes were fused. Oda, however, treats Chessmarimo like it is one entity.

A more experienced user, who managed to put Baku Baku no Mi to a different use, was involved in the creation of BlackBeard. There is an indication that Blackbeard is more than one person sharing a body in Chapter 225.

There is already in One Piece others \"akuma no mi\" that can \"joined\" people, like Ope Ope no Mi, Gocha Gocha no Mi, Baku Baku no Mi (or it may have been a new type of fruit that \"joined\" these people together).

Blackbeard attacked Drum to get the power of the Baku Baku no Mi, he wanted to get the power of Wapol. He attacked the Kingdom of Drum when he was getting used to the powers of the Yami Yami no Mi, he already knew he could “split up”, but he wasn't sure if he would be able to "gather together" again. While he was still inexperienced with using his Devil Fruit no Mi, he wanted to have a guarantee and would give the Wapol's power to one of his own crew so he could " gather " again.

Marshall D. Teach is 3 people combined and the 3 Skulls in his Jolly Roger is an indication of that.

The Blackbeard Pirates' flag (Jolly Roger)

The body of BlackBerd has a mechanism similar to the Mane Mane no Mi

So I am at the part where Juice is in hiding from the MC because he was high on pills and told Nero that he killed Darvany. I can't see how that was soooooooooo dishonorable that the entire MC would have Juice killed. Yes it was a bad thing. But I mean Tig literally killed Donna and he's still alive! Guys did a lot worse than that for sure. No way they would have killed him.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

You take away their little brooms

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

It was about a weak back.

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

Nothing, it just waved

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

In short, the three skulls represent the 3 people who constitute Marshal D. Teach. The 8 crossbones tips are Oda's foreshadowing for Blackbeard's Next Devil Fruit: Hebi Hebi no Mi, Model: Yamata no Orochi. Each tip indicates the head of the Orochi.

The Blackbeard Pirates' flag (Jolly Roger)

He will "complete" his flag when he gets the last Devil Fruit.

Oda's foreshadowing for Blackbeard's Next Devil Fruit: Hebi Hebi no Mi, Model: Yamata no Orochi.

With regard to history there may be an indirect connection between Kurozumi Orochi and Marshall D. Teach. In Chapter 965, Kurozumi Higurashi, the former user of Mane Mane no Mi, says she left the island of Wano (was chased) and that she came into contact with several people, and end up getting the Devil Fruit Orochi. While demonstrating the powers of her own Devil Fruit she transforms into SHIKI.

Either Kurozumi Higurashi stole the fruit or Shiki gave the fruit to her, but either way Shiki has information that Hebi Hebi no Mi, Model: Yamata no Orochi is in Wano. Blackbeard will complete his Jolly Roger when he gets this last fruit.

I think the idea for Marshall D. Teach background was that his mentor was Shiki, he taught BlackBeard how to use the skills of that Mythical Zoan-type Devil Fruit. The current user Kurozumi Orochi only has the fruit and not used in combat so the story doesn't get repetitive, but the mythological being Yamata no Orochi is amazing. This fruit is only uses to survive for now, but when the Teach has the skills of this fruit, we'll see it being used in combat.

We will see, when Blackbeard attacks Wano, that he has the Hebi Hebi no Mi, Model: Yamata no Orochi information, and it will actually the second indication of the connection between Blackbeard and Shiki, the indication that we have in the manga so far is that Teach had the information beforehand of the existence of Level 6 of Impel Down, and of the extremely strong Pirates that were supposed to be hidden from the World.

[BlackBeard only got a Shichibukai position (this position by itself is a great feat) to have \"acces