Clapton Puns

A list of puns related to "Clapton"

What do Eric Clapton and coffee have in common?

They're both a little bit better with Cream

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👤︎ u/sandstar115
📅︎ Jul 07 2020
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I can't stop myself from listening to an Eric Clapton song on repeat every day.

I think I have a Cocaine addiction.

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👤︎ u/bios_001
📅︎ May 11 2020
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Why Didn't Eric Clapton call the police after his guitar was stolen?

Because he shot the sheriff.

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👤︎ u/Wowza-yowza
📅︎ Oct 07 2018
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I was once in a minor car accident with Eric Clapton

That's right, it was a fender bender with a Fender bender.

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👤︎ u/YoureAMuenster
📅︎ Aug 27 2018
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Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine

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👤︎ u/hughmann_notalien
📅︎ Jan 25 2018
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Everyone at Jack Bruce's funeral was dressed respectfully in black...

...except Eric Clapton and Ginger Baker, who were in cream.

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👤︎ u/sandysingssongs
📅︎ Dec 18 2017
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Whats the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of coke?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window

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👤︎ u/Vi77aiN
📅︎ Oct 27 2017
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