What happened when the dog went to the Flea circus?

He stole the show

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChuckySPWN
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Hugh Jackman is making a live action Frosty movie where he joins the circus!

It’s called The Greatest Snowman.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/whaddayagondo
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Took my kids to the circus.

They especially enjoyed watching the clowns.

We won a backstage tour after the show, and happened to notice that all the people who were tallying up the tickets and sales were dressed as clowns, and happened to be little people...but none of them had been in the performances. When I asked the tour guide why they were dressed up even though they weren’t in the show, he replied, β€œDon’t you know? It’s the little jesters that count”.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/schoonerw
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28 2020
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Did you hear about the circus fire?

It was intents

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xtilexx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18 2020
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Who can X-Men and circus performers call to lift their large vehicles?

Huge jack men

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pj566
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02 2020
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How do you kill a circus?

Go for the Juggler!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29 2020
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What's the best way to kill a circus?

Go for the juggler.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CharmingTuber
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18 2020
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What's the best way to stop a circus?

Go for the juggular.

^(sorry I didn't know how I should spell the last word.)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mydogisadoglol
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11 2020
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Have you heard about the lions that escaped from the circus last night?

I heard they went straight to the juggler

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jagerjj
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 13 2020
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What's a circus performers favorite muscle?

A trapezius!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VerbalAcrobatics
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26 2020
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A local circus caught fire today

It was in tents.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TopperMadeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 03 2020
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I went to circus school but forgot to bring supplies.

I left my three-ring binder at home.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16 2020
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There was a huge fire at the circus last night!

It was in tents!

Source: facebook Dad Jokes

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16 2020
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When i was at a circus my mom bought me a clown shaped lollipop

It tasted funny

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Krissi2008
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 21 2020
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Yesterday at the circus I saw two fire breathers arguing.

I guess they were having a heated discussion.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 06 2020
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At the circus a midget touched my wife’s boob.

I think someone put him up to it though....

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/337worlds
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 18 2020
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I saw on the news that there was a circus fire.

It was in tents.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/afranc72
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30 2020
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How did Donald.J leave the circus with 4 of his kids?

With a Trumpety Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/maccer20
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14 2020
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Why are squirrels not circus animals?

They don’t like to work for peanuts.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07 2020
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What is the hardest part about joining the circus?

They make you jump through all sorts of hoops.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Soccerbenny
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01 2020
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My dad used to get shot from a cannon at the circus. When he retired they had to close the show.

They couldn't find another man of his caliber.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/totuan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 22 2018
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Did I ever tell you about the summer I spent circumcising elephants for the circus?

The pay wasn’t much but the tips were enormous

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/squireshackleford
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13 2019
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Finally left my job at the circus where I was part of the human pyramid

That's a huge weight off my shoulders

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 30 2019
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Why are circus fires hard to put out?

They're in tents.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/herpington
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13 2019
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What is the difference between a circus and a strip club?

The circus is filled with cunning stunts

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pdanzar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 29 2019
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My friend is an unemployed circus clown. I nicknamed him Pennywise . . .

His career is in the gutter.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03 2019
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What does Spider=man become when he joins the circus?

an aracnobat

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/50U11355
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 01 2019
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I woke up and thought I was at the circus.

There was the big tent, in front of me.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SpecOpsAlpha
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 05 2019
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Did you hear about the dramatic circus clown?

His act was always in tents.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/asianwaste
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 14 2019
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What's the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber?

One is a raving showman, and the other is a shaving Roman.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JRBX
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 23 2019
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The tiger got loose at the circus and made it's first kill quick.

It went right for the juggler.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jamman1358
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10 2019
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Have you heard of the new drunk circus performers?

They're called the Yuengling Brothers.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ridley_Himself
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 16 2019
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Before my father died he worked in a circus as a stilt walker.

I used to look up to him.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 06 2019
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Why did the circus lion eat the tight rope walker?

He needed a balanced meal

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ShaquielleOFeel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08 2018
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The first job I ever had was in the circus as a human cannonball

I got fired

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jmahler0514
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31 2019
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Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

It was InTents.

FYI I’m ready for your best fire puns.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PianoPlayer1323
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14 2019
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You guys hear about the orgy at the circus?

It was fucking in tents!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TavernHam
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09 2019
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Did you hear about the circus fire?

It was in tents.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Odinnextgen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 03 2020
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Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

It was in tents.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mrdavis342
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21 2020
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Did you hear about the circus fire?

It was in tents.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Leoninator123
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28 2019
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Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

I hear it was intense.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HumaOfTheLance
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29 2019
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Did you hear about the circus fire?

It was in tents.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sgtsaltnpepper24
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 21 2019
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Did you hear about the circus fire?

It was in tents!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OTP_Fish
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28 2019
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How do you kill a circus?

You go for the juggler.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrSquigglesHD123
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 14 2019
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Did you hear about the fire in the circus?

It was in-tents (intense)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/01Indiana
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13 2019
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How do you kill a circus?

Go straight for the juggler!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bunit5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17 2019
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