What happened when the dog went to the Flea circus?

He stole the show

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChuckySPWN
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Hugh Jackman is making a live action Frosty movie where he joins the circus!

It’s called The Greatest Snowman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whaddayagondo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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Took my kids to the circus.

They especially enjoyed watching the clowns.

We won a backstage tour after the show, and happened to notice that all the people who were tallying up the tickets and sales were dressed as clowns, and happened to be little people...but none of them had been in the performances. When I asked the tour guide why they were dressed up even though they weren’t in the show, he replied, β€œDon’t you know? It’s the little jesters that count”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schoonerw
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Did you hear about the circus fire?

It was intents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtilexx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Who can X-Men and circus performers call to lift their large vehicles?

Huge jack men

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pj566
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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How do you kill a circus?

Go for the Juggler!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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What's the best way to kill a circus?

Go for the juggler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CharmingTuber
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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What's the best way to stop a circus?

Go for the juggular.

^(sorry I didn't know how I should spell the last word.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mydogisadoglol
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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Have you heard about the lions that escaped from the circus last night?

I heard they went straight to the juggler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jagerjj
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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What's a circus performers favorite muscle?

A trapezius!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VerbalAcrobatics
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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A local circus caught fire today

It was in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TopperMadeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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I went to circus school but forgot to bring supplies.

I left my three-ring binder at home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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There was a huge fire at the circus last night!

It was in tents!

Source: facebook Dad Jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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When i was at a circus my mom bought me a clown shaped lollipop

It tasted funny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Krissi2008
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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Yesterday at the circus I saw two fire breathers arguing.

I guess they were having a heated discussion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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At the circus a midget touched my wife’s boob.

I think someone put him up to it though....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/337worlds
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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I saw on the news that there was a circus fire.

It was in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afranc72
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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How did Donald.J leave the circus with 4 of his kids?

With a Trumpety Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Why are squirrels not circus animals?

They don’t like to work for peanuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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What is the hardest part about joining the circus?

They make you jump through all sorts of hoops.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soccerbenny
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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My dad used to get shot from a cannon at the circus. When he retired they had to close the show.

They couldn't find another man of his caliber.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/totuan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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Did I ever tell you about the summer I spent circumcising elephants for the circus?

The pay wasn’t much but the tips were enormous

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πŸ‘€︎ u/squireshackleford
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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Finally left my job at the circus where I was part of the human pyramid

That's a huge weight off my shoulders

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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Why are circus fires hard to put out?

They're in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/herpington
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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What is the difference between a circus and a strip club?

The circus is filled with cunning stunts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pdanzar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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My friend is an unemployed circus clown. I nicknamed him Pennywise . . .

His career is in the gutter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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What does Spider=man become when he joins the circus?

an aracnobat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/50U11355
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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I woke up and thought I was at the circus.

There was the big tent, in front of me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpecOpsAlpha
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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Did you hear about the dramatic circus clown?

His act was always in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asianwaste
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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What's the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber?

One is a raving showman, and the other is a shaving Roman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JRBX
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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The tiger got loose at the circus and made it's first kill quick.

It went right for the juggler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jamman1358
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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Have you heard of the new drunk circus performers?

They're called the Yuengling Brothers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ridley_Himself
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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Before my father died he worked in a circus as a stilt walker.

I used to look up to him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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Why did the circus lion eat the tight rope walker?

He needed a balanced meal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShaquielleOFeel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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The first job I ever had was in the circus as a human cannonball

I got fired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmahler0514
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

It was InTents.

FYI I’m ready for your best fire puns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PianoPlayer1323
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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You guys hear about the orgy at the circus?

It was fucking in tents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TavernHam
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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Did you hear about the circus fire?

It was in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Odinnextgen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

It was in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrdavis342
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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Did you hear about the circus fire?

It was in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leoninator123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

I hear it was intense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HumaOfTheLance
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Did you hear about the circus fire?

It was in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sgtsaltnpepper24
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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Did you hear about the circus fire?

It was in tents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OTP_Fish
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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How do you kill a circus?

You go for the juggler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrSquigglesHD123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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Did you hear about the fire in the circus?

It was in-tents (intense)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/01Indiana
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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How do you kill a circus?

Go straight for the juggler!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bunit5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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