Church usher Puns

A list of puns related to "Church usher"

Im a millionaire and my church collects money on Sunday's from members. Now I'm sitting on the far left and place my bag to my right. Now the usher comes up to me with the money bag. What did I tell them?

"Sorry, but I don't have any money left."

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📅︎ Oct 02 2021
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