Christopher Newton (criminal) Puns

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Christopher Landon’s Freaky, starring Vince Vaughn and Kathryn Newton, opened 1 year ago today. The $6M film opened with $3.6M, finishing with $9M DOM and $16.2M WW, making it one of the lowest grossing Blumhouse Productions horror movies.
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👤︎ u/Kliib
📅︎ Nov 13 2021
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Isaac Newton's friend, Christopher Wren, designed this fence ( c. 1714). Located in High Park.
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👤︎ u/now_3d
📅︎ Oct 09 2021
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Christopher Newton, Actor and Former Shaw Festival Artistic Director, Dies at 85 hollywoodreporter.com/new…
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👤︎ u/AhavaKhatool
📅︎ Dec 21 2021
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“Isaac Newton invented gravity cuz some asshole hit him on da head with an apple!” -Christopher

Quality education he got growing up lol

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👤︎ u/ireallylike808s
📅︎ Jul 06 2019
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TIL of Christopher Newton, a man on death row whose lethal injection procedure took over two hours and 10 attempts, whereas it usually takes 20 minutes to complete. The procedure was so long the prison staff even granted him a bathroom break in the middle of it. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chr…
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👤︎ u/handypolyester
📅︎ Jul 19 2015
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Was bored so i made a new wallpaper showing what Gerard Christopher and John Newton (Superboy tv series) might look like if they played the character again today.
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👤︎ u/TomCBC
📅︎ Sep 29 2018
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"Carl Sagan Richard Dawkins Christopher Hitchens Charles Darwin Isaac Newton Neil Degrasse Tyson" - Stephen Hawking

upvote if you agree

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👤︎ u/AndyManly
📅︎ May 28 2012
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Newton's flaming laser sword. aka alders razor. Done by Christopher Tuck @ Sanders Ink Ft. Collins Co. imgur.com/x5txgdL
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👤︎ u/Loopus1620
📅︎ Oct 08 2015
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A smooth criminal
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👤︎ u/sjmaeff
📅︎ Jan 16 2022
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MILWAUKEE -- The man who bought Kyle Rittenhouse an assault-style rifle when he was only 17 has agreed to plead no contest to contributing to the delinquency of a minor, a non-criminal citation, and avoid convictions on the two felonies he'd been facing. abc7chicago.com/kyle-ritt…
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👤︎ u/Clarence-T-Jefferson
📅︎ Jan 10 2022
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Judge who overturned child rape conviction and called 148 days "punishment enough" has been removed from criminal court and reassigned to small claims abc7chicago.com/judge-rob…
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👤︎ u/GozerDestructor
📅︎ Jan 14 2022
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What do you call a patronising criminal falling down a staircase?

A condescending con descending

It’s my cake day, just wanted to share my favourite dad joke, which I probably saw here.

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👤︎ u/wheelsnthrills
📅︎ Jan 03 2022
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Texas cop gets fired after saying Ahmaud Arbery was a ‘criminal’ who got ‘the death penalty’ deadstate.org/texas-cop-g…
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👤︎ u/MasterfulBJJ
📅︎ Jan 14 2022
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Edward Colston statue: Black Lives Matter protesters found not guilty of criminal damage after toppling monument of slave trader news.sky.com/story/edward…
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👤︎ u/topotaul
📅︎ Jan 05 2022
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Meet the Elon musk of financial terrorism, Kenneth C. Griffin, he lied under the oath and still lies to the public eye on a daily basis, has naked shorted numerous good companies into bankruptcy, and still commits criminal activities, and is not behind the bars. Want to know more? Visit r/Superstonk
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👤︎ u/Icy_The
📅︎ Jan 16 2022
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Illegal short seller, and criminal Hedge Fund Billionaire Ken Griffin Is Donating millions to GOP Ahead Of The 2022 Midterms forbes.com/sites/michelat…
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👤︎ u/TheVirginVibes
📅︎ Jan 13 2022
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Smooth criminal v.redd.it/ovqlbnxwvwb81
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👤︎ u/gingermuntz
📅︎ Jan 15 2022
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Edward Colston statue: Black Lives Matter protesters found not guilty of criminal damage after toppling monument of slave trader news.sky.com/story/edward…
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👤︎ u/Beanybunny
📅︎ Jan 05 2022
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What do you call a criminal in a pothole?

A felon

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👤︎ u/RissotoNearo
📅︎ Jan 15 2022
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Meet Moxie, the toughest little foster criminal. His mom rejected him after his sibling died in a tragic accident at their birth. Just 4 days old today. v.redd.it/sslppqx02yc81
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👤︎ u/hotwifeslutwhore
📅︎ Jan 21 2022
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Little criminal complains about treatment in jail. v.redd.it/89uluyx8nga81
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👤︎ u/AddictedToSlimJims
📅︎ Jan 08 2022
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Taron Edgerton not being nominated for Best Actor in Rocketman a year after Rami Malek won for Bohemian Rhapsody is criminal.

I am mostly upset that Edgerton’s performance wasn’t even recognized with a nomination considering that he actually sang in the movie. Taron crushed that performance. The Malek comparison is just there because he did less than Taron. Malek didn’t sing for his film and in that same year, beat out an actor that did sing (B. Cooper).

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👤︎ u/frogjoker
📅︎ Dec 31 2021
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Hey search engine optimization, let's make it easy for you. This is Ken (Kenneth) Cordele Griffin, owner of Citadel LLC, Citadel Securities, illegal naked short seller and financial terrorists. check comments for more and hold individual white collar criminals accountable in 2022
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👤︎ u/Ima_blizzard
📅︎ Jan 13 2022
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HE'S A MENACE!! A CRIMINAL!!!
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👤︎ u/Mano158
📅︎ Jan 13 2022
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Kanye West Investigated for Alleged Criminal Battery tmz.com/2022/01/13/kanye-…
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👤︎ u/adamsandleryabish
📅︎ Jan 13 2022
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High Court rejects Trump's request to block records sought by the 1/6 Committee. It will now have access to records to determine Trump's involvement [if any], leading to 1/6 attack. If Committee finds evidence of criminal wrongdoing, it may ask DOJ to review. What impact, if any, this may have?

The case was about the scope of executive privilege and whether a former president may invoke it when the current one has waived it. Court found power rests with the sitting president. Only Justice Thomas dissenting.

Trump had sued to block release of the documents, saying that the committee was investigating possible criminal conduct, a line of inquiry that he said was improper, and that the panel had no valid legislative reason to seek the requested information.

The ruling is not particularly surprising given the rulings below and erosion of executive privileges during the Nixon presidency involving Watergate.

The Committee now will have access to most of the information that it sought to determine whether Trump's conduct, either before, during or after 1/6 [if any] rises to a level were Committee recommends charges to the DOJ for further action.

If Committee finds evidence of criminal wrongdoing, it may ask DOJ to review. What impact, if any, this may have in future for Trump?

Edited to include opinion of the Court.

21A272 Trump v. Thompson (01/19/2022) (supremecourt.gov)

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👤︎ u/PsychLegalMind
📅︎ Jan 19 2022
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"Don't succumb to Satan's Fear!" this nominee urged, but he succumbed to COVID. His daughter believes the hospital killed him and wants the International Criminal Court to charge doctors with crimes against humanity. reddit.com/gallery/rwa55i
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👤︎ u/NeedsMoreDarwin
📅︎ Jan 05 2022
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Thanks to Youtubes automated and broken system of flagging videos that violate its broadly vague guidelines and restrictions; JCS - Criminal Psychology calls it quits
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👤︎ u/styckx
📅︎ Jan 14 2022
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That poor A class criminal
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👤︎ u/Blacksmithgiantdad
📅︎ Jan 05 2022
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Garland Needs to Bring Jan. 6 Criminal Charges Against Donald Trump msnbc.com/opinion/garland…
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👤︎ u/NewserUser
📅︎ Jan 06 2022
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Trump accuses Jan. 6 panel of "seeking evidence of criminal activity" axios.com/trump-supreme-c…
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👤︎ u/M00n
📅︎ Dec 30 2021
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As I got out of the Ford Police Interceptor and walked towards the cute young woman that I'd pulled over, I reflected that she really wasn't a criminal.

The actual criminals are the companies that legally sell former police cars, realistic light bars, and real police uniforms to just anyone.

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👤︎ u/theatlanticcampaign
📅︎ Jan 13 2022
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Tiny criminal gets saved by friends v.redd.it/w0ljlikj3kc81
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👤︎ u/choppro
📅︎ Jan 19 2022
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Teenager started with 5 grands for bail end up with Criminal Contempt for flipping off the judge and 30 days at the jail v.redd.it/eqpu9g0i4p981
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👤︎ u/ganga_gp
📅︎ Jan 04 2022
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Goldman Sachs in 2017: Only Criminals use Bitcoin | Goldman Sachs in 2022 after their Rich Clients invest: Bitcoin is competing with Gold and could reach to $100,000

Goldman Sachs in 2017:

  • Predicts that Bitcoin will not work and die

  • Bitcoin would only be used for fraud and by criminals

Goldman Sachs in 2022:

  • Bitcoin is competing with Gold

  • Bitcoin could reach for $100,000

  • Bitcoin is a legitimate investment

What has changed? Bitcoin is still the same code, running for over 10 years. Is it because their rich clients have discovered it? Now, suddenly, when they are somehow invested into it, it isnt a scam anymore? Ironic

(Goldman Sachs bashing Bitcoin)

(Goldman Sachs doing a 180° turn claiming that Bitcoin is competing with Gold)

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👤︎ u/Dwez1337
📅︎ Jan 19 2022
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Why would an egg be a terrible criminal?

They crack under pressure.

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👤︎ u/Mean-Mango-7125
📅︎ Oct 29 2021
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Kyron Richard Horman born September 9, 2002 who disappeared from Skyline Elementary School in Portland, Oregon, on June 4, 2010, after attending a science fair. Local and state police, along with the FBI, conducted an exhaustive search for Horman and launched a criminal investigation
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👤︎ u/DarkUrGe19
📅︎ Jan 20 2022
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