Christmas Songs Puns

A list of puns related to "Christmas Songs"

I have started carrying a piece of stone with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving.

It’s my jingle bell rock.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 17 2020
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What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?

Do You Hear What I Hear?

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👤︎ u/TaurusGuy813
📅︎ Dec 07 2020
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What's a dog's least favorite Christmas song?

Fleas Navidad

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👤︎ u/klwill1192
📅︎ Dec 05 2020
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What is a sheep’s favourite Christmas song?

Fleece Navidad

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👤︎ u/DrunkenPeanut97
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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My favorite Christmas songs are Respect and Chain of Fools.

They're Christmas music because they're sung by A-wreath-a Franklin.

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👤︎ u/bobskimo
📅︎ Dec 21 2020
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A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...

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👤︎ u/December_Soul
📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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What was the guy from Casablancas favorite Christmas Song?

Moroccan around the Christmas Tree.

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👤︎ u/iconmotocbr
📅︎ Dec 03 2020
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What’s Dominic Cummings’ favourite christmas song?

Driving home for christmas.

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👤︎ u/-guille-
📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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My wife and kids told me to stop singing Christmas songs. They said 'It's March, save it for the one day it is Christmas!'

I said 'Oh... I wish it could be Christmas everyday.'

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👤︎ u/Dongwaffler
📅︎ Mar 08 2020
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My wife kicked me out of the house because I'm still singing Christmas songs.

I said, "But Baby, its cold outside."

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 30 2018
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What song did the bodybuilder sing at Christmas?

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the whey!

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👤︎ u/dudecancode
📅︎ Apr 05 2019
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Do you know the amoeba's favorite Christmas song?

"Single Cell Rock"

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👤︎ u/Mr_Elroy_Jetson
📅︎ Dec 27 2017
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What is a winners favorite Christmas song?

No L.

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👤︎ u/Froskr
📅︎ Dec 15 2016
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What’s a really fowl Christmas song?

Duck the halls

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👤︎ u/djileum2
📅︎ Dec 20 2017
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I always carry a pebble with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in October.

I call it my jingle bell rock!

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👤︎ u/jxwtf585
📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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I always carry a pebble with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in October.

I call it my jingle bell rock.

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👤︎ u/jxwtf585
📅︎ Oct 28 2019
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I always carry a stone with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in October.

I call it my jingle bell rock.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 21 2019
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What is our 44th President’s favorite Christmas song?

Barackin’ Around the Christmas Tree

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👤︎ u/ajd011394
📅︎ Dec 04 2018
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Do you know the Christmas song "do you hear what I hear?"

Do you?

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👤︎ u/dlliilb
📅︎ Feb 14 2017
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