I was just chillin by the pool on the 4th of July with my 11 yr old. I told him I got a little Sun...

And then you had a growth spurt.

It took him a few minutes...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jvanzandd
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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Just Chillin

Dad: hey what's up

Me: nothing just chillin

Dad: don't chill so much you're going to freeze

Me: -_-

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bayank
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2013
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Post Malone just suspended his tour

Guess that makes him postponed Malone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mmoraxx
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snowdaruma
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Classic dad joke!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/boxjellyfishrule
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2013
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What was a pepper doing when it was hot?

Just chillin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smaashy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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Daughter: Hey Dad, What's a cool name?

Dad: Icy McChillin'!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baadcat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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My Daughter was born today

Her name is Vilje (Norwegian) And we have a girlfriend over to visit. My daughter is just laying there looking around and I say that she is just chillin. We should change her name to Chillje. I got a double eye-roll. I think I am ready to be a dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fr8oper8er
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2018
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Dad texted me as Santa with a photo...

"Ho ho ho...Hey kids this is Santa Claus and I need to know what you want for Christmas ASAP! It is okay to text your Dad back since my phone is broken and I am chillin' in the North Pole with him - get it chillin' in the North Pole (I am the second funniest guy I know, your dad of course is the funniest) p.s. nice job staying off the naughty list."

http://i.imgur.com/LDpkF0m.jpg?1

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πŸ‘€︎ u/curriedquinoa
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2013
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Boyfriend dad joked his brother

my boyfriend texted his brother asking what he was up to. His brother responded, "Not much, just chillin at home." Boyfriend responded, "Feel free to turn up the heat if you need to."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/katwood29
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2014
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My Dad finally got me.

"Did you hear about the sequel to Frozen?"

"It's called just chillin'"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tylerfg1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2014
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