16 Hilarious Check It Out Puns

Son: Check it out dad, I got a haircut. Whadaya think?

Dad: Looks to me like you got them all cut.

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📅︎ Sep 07 2020

This morning, I told my Australian friend that the store was having a sale, and that he should check it out. He looked up at me, took out his earphones and said...

"Good I might"

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👤︎ u/-taco-rice-

📅︎ Jun 08 2020

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My wife is teaching my little ones (3/1) about bugs so they wrote “Ant” in honey on a piece of paper to attract them and set it out on the deck. She was sad When we went out to check later that day, only one was there.

You should have pluralized it and more would have shown up!

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👤︎ u/vtfb79

📅︎ Jun 27 2020

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My friend loves puns and I told her to come check out this page. She kept telling me she couldn’t find it....

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👤︎ u/kdiddy1026

📅︎ Jun 04 2019

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It checks out.

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👤︎ u/hellABunk

📅︎ Feb 06 2019

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Australian chess players would have difficulty playing chess because it'd be very confusing to figure out if it's a check mate or a checkmate.

Posted this on Showerthoughts thought It'd be more appropriate here.

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👤︎ u/sangeemangee

📅︎ Aug 01 2019

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A pod of porpoises moved into the harbor near my town. So, me and my friends decided to go camping on the beach to check it out. We brought beer for us and some raw fish to feed the pod. Everybody had a great time. You could say it was a party

for all in tents and porpoises.

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👤︎ u/JackFunk

📅︎ Nov 15 2019

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A panda walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich. When he receives the check, he pulls out a gun, fires it several times, then walks out the door. If you don't get it look up "panda" in the dictionary ...

"Panda: A large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China; eats shoots and leaves."

Since today Merriam Webster even has the word dad joke:

"a wholesome joke of the type said to be told by fathers with a punchline that is often an obvious or predictable pun or play on words and usually judged to be endearingly corny or unfunny"

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👤︎ u/istrebitjel

📅︎ Sep 18 2019

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yo guys check it out, i drew deadpool.

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👤︎ u/flyingpiggles10

📅︎ Sep 13 2018

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It checks out... chex.com

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👤︎ u/hellABunk

📅︎ Jan 31 2018

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Caught my wife and daughter off guard with this one! On the way to drop our daughter off at school, there had unfortunately been a possum that had just been hit in. Every passerby ran to check on it. I casually said “Those people better watch out, this road is obviously impossumble to cross”

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👤︎ u/SirTurkTurkelton

📅︎ Apr 06 2018

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I'll remember to check it out, dad

So my dad texted me with some movie recomendations

Dad:"have you seen Momento? It's about a guy who loses his short term memory"

Me:"Sounds familiar but I'll check it out. Is it on Netflix?"

Dad:"Yeah. it's a thriller where the story goes backwards"

Five minutes later....

Dad:"Have I told you about the movie where a guy loses his short term memory?"

God dammit dad...

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👤︎ u/AssRabbit

📅︎ Feb 04 2015

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Me: Hey, dad. Check out this post. It's totally a ufo.

Dad: it can't be a ufo; you've identified it.

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👤︎ u/mewurby

📅︎ Apr 23 2017

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[Meta] I made a film about dad-jokes if you want to check it out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQosRqmOJiY

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👤︎ u/hosepipethefox

📅︎ Nov 14 2015

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My dad wrote out a check to my business and then dropped it in front of me.

When it landed on the table he said "Good, it didn't bounce!"

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👤︎ u/ottosjackit

📅︎ Jan 08 2016

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Hello reddit punsters, I welcome you to /r/wittybanter check it out to see a clever pun! reddit.com/r/wittybanter

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👤︎ u/the_subreddit_guy

📅︎ Nov 08 2014

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