Charles James Puns

A list of puns related to "Charles James"

I'm starting a business in airports selling bags with the faces of Sid James, Hattie Jacques, Kenneth Williams, Charles Hawtrey and Joan Sims on them.

It'll be called "Carry On Baggage".

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👤︎ u/vbloke
📅︎ Nov 11 2020
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What car does James Charles drive?

A convertible

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👤︎ u/SchlonkyKong
📅︎ May 26 2019
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Why does James Charles always lose at poker?

He can never get a straight.

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👤︎ u/FlavoredCommunism
📅︎ May 14 2019
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OMG SISTERS JAMES CHARLES IS DOING A GIVEAWAY

his career

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👤︎ u/Suck_My_Wab
📅︎ May 12 2019
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James Charles

Goodbye Sister

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👤︎ u/knightsofvalour
📅︎ May 12 2019
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My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese
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👤︎ u/yeetyboi8787
📅︎ Apr 23 2019
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*This is a literal Dad Joke my father used to tell when I was a kid about 30 years ago. He's almost 80 now and it still makes him laugh.* - So, there was this man named James Fart. Everybody made fun of him since he was very young. "James Fart! James Fart" the bullies used to make him cry...

He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:

-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!

Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.

-Ok, so... your current name is.. ·chuckles· James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...

-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.

After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.

-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?

-Charles Fart.

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👤︎ u/gone11gone11
📅︎ May 06 2020
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