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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deathlysin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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I want a brain transplant... change my mind.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Just_paul_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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Change my mind!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomtumi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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Change my mind.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coadnamedalex
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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Change my mind
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πŸ‘€︎ u/onanymuous
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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Baguettes are better than croissants change my mind

In France people give each other white roses on Valentine’s Day because they surrender their love to each other

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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They changed my mind
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AutGamer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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I wasn’t going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Miniman132
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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I was not sure about mind transplantation, but then I changed my mind.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SDM003
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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I wanted to sign my kid up for a music course, but then I changed my mind.

It was way too much violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MAXIMUM_EDGE69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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I wanted to build a staircase but i changed my mind

It required too many steps.

Credits to my brother in law when he was painting his deck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Papermint
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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I just can't eat sushi again, I saw a documentary about sushi that changed my mind about it.

Finding Nemo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/podcastman
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2017
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Hypnosis doesn't actually work...

Change My Mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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I didn’t think brain surgery was ethnical...

But after a successful surgery the Dr changed my mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RICKDOGG424
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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I thought about dressing up as a plank of wood for halloween

I changed my mind because i would get board quickly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uglyoldbob
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Nothing starts with an N and ends with a G.

Change my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jacobwyc
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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I didn’t want to get the brain transplant.

But after I met the surgeon he changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_cock_lach
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Funny 'Dads Anonymous' story to share for the holiday weekend.

"Welcome everyone to Dads Anonymous. Again my name is Bill and you will notice that we have a new member, please welcome Gary -- Can you tell us what brought you to us today?"

"Well I have a very embarrassing confession. It's even hard to get the words out."

Bill reassures him, "We are all dads here and have been meeting for decades, we've been through all the highs and lows, births and deaths, tragedies, we've heard it all. Just tell us what's on your mind son, we are here to support each other."

"Well, a couple months ago, I broke both my legs in a motorcycle accident and couldn't walk, so I let my wife use the lawnmower." He says through the sobs...

Bob, one of the other dads, starts to get pale. "...and she didn't even cut it in a crisp geometric pattern, it was just random..." Bob starts to sweat and get dry heaves. "YOU BASTARD", he screams. "HOW COULD YOU LET THAT HAPPEN." The dads rise and get ready to beat the crap out of Gary, when Bill stands between them and breaks it up.

"Guys! Guys, we all get weak sometimes and things happen outside our control. Doug, you remember when you were in recovering from Chemo and you gave your wife a hammer, and she used it to hammer a roofing nail into the drywall to hang a picture!" Doug, looks down in shame, "Yes, that was a bad day, I was so weak. She missed the stud and left a dent in the wall, and she just hung the picture over it, crooked!" There was dead silence. "Thats ok Doug, it was twenty years ago, you were young and foolish, you can let it go". Then all the dads shook hands and sat back down.

Bill starts the meeting up again. Then Gary says, "..theres one more thing, Right after I got out of the hospital, she wanted to make a special dinner for us, so I let her grill the steaks..." "OH LORD THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!" screams Dave, another dad, his face turning red. Gary continues "...she burnt them one one side and they were dry and chewy." Now there is a bedlam, one dad immediately passes out cold, chairs are thrown, broken bottles, Gary is on the ground being kicked in the ribs. After a few tense minutes Bill managed to get the dads off of Gary. "Stop it, Dave you're killing him. Come on, you remember that time you let your wife go to the repair shop for an oil change?" Dave hung his head, and muttered yeah. "They convinced her to change the cabin filter, wiper blades and the radiator collant..." Bill kept prodding "and, aaand" ...Dave broke down, "and she bought a jug of blinker fluid!" T

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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5 Cringey Puns

(Sorry For Not Posting, I Was Busy)

  1. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

  2. I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

  3. Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.

  4. I didn't use to care much for most puns but over time some of them have groan on me.

  5. A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

(Source For All Puns: https://www.punoftheday.com/cgi-bin/disppuns.pl?ord=F&cat=0&sub=0&page=1)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/punsdaily
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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I need a brain transplant

Change my mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_amxxn_x
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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I’ve always said no to brain surgery.

But, now I kinda want to change my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charlottekarma
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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I refuse to get a brain transplant

Unless, that is, you change my mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CocozuBR
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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I have a friend who's really into spelunking

He invited me to go explore a cave with him, but it seemed dangerous so I declined. Months later he planned another caving expedition and invited me again, but again I said no. Half a year later, he planned another trip, but he insisted that I join him. He spent a great deal of time explaining the safety equipment and measures used, and I reluctantly changed my mind and agreed to go with him. I finally caved

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PreviousWater
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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When the waiter asked me what I wanted to drink, I told him a glass of water please.

Straight away he replies "still water sir?"

Yeah, like I'm suddenly going to change my mind.

Honestly, customer service these days.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RHOrpie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Loan me 50 dollars

One of the classic Β Abbott and Costello Β routines, where Bud Abbott takes advantage of a common math mistake that we all make to fleece his pal, Lou Costello, out of all of his money. Β The skit ends with a simple β€˜read my mind’ routine that takes Lou’s last remaining bill. Β This routine was done Β many Β times, both in the movies and their radio show.

Bud Abbott: Do me a favor, loan me $50.
Lou Costello: Bud, I can’t. I can’t loan you $50.
Bud Abbott: Oh, yes, ya can.
Lou Costello: No, I can’t. All I got is $40.
Bud Abbott: All right, give me the $40 and you’ll owe me 10 Β 
Lou Costello: Ok, I’ll owe you 10.
Bud Abbott: That’s right.
Lou Costello: How come I owe you 10?
Bud Abbott: How much did I ask for?
Lou Costello: 50
Bud Abbott: How much did you give me?
Lou Costello: 40.
Bud Abbott: So you owe me $10.
Lou Costello: That’s right. Β [Pause] But you owe me 40.
Bud Abbott: Don’t change the subject.
Lou Costello: I’m not changing the subject; you’re trying to change my finances. Come on, Abbott give me my $40.
Bud Abbott: All right, there’s your $40, now give me the 10 you owe me.
Lou Costello: I’m paying you on account.
Bud Abbott: On account?
Lou Costello: On account I don’t know how I owe it to ya.
Bud Abbott: That’s the way you feel about it, that’s the last time I ask you for a loan of $50.
Lou Costello: But how can I loan ya $50, now. All I got is 30.
Bud Abbott: Well, give me the 30 and you’ll owe me 20.
Lou Costello: Ok. This is getting worse all the time. (Look at audience) First I owe him 10, now I owe him 20.
Bud Abbott: Well, why do you run yourself into debt?
Lou Costello: I’m not running in, you’re pushing me!1
Bud Abbott: I can’t help it if you can’t handle your finances. I do all right with my money.
Lou Costello: And you do all right with my money too.
Bud Abbott: Now I asked you for a loan of $50. You gave me 30, so you owe me 20. 20 and 30 is 50.
Lou Costello: No. No. No. 25 and 25 is 50.
Bud Abbott: All right, here’s your $30, now give me the 20 you owe me. Fine guy, won’t loan a pal $50.

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfraymond
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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I wasn't going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

(Repost to edit spelling)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justcallmemuffin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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Thought of getting a brain transplant, but then i changed my mind.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikletimes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2018
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I was going to get a head transplant

But I changed my mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luxara-VI
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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I didn't want to have a brain surgery

But the neurosurgeon changed my mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phlegmaticguy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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I decided to have a brain transplant.

Then I changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hang-me-im-guilty
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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I wasn't originally planning to get a brain transplant

But then I changed my mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I wasn't originally planning on getting a brain transplant

But then I changed my mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant...

...but then I changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TopDawg117
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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I didn’t always want a brain transplant,

but then I changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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I was gonna get a brain transplant.

but the I changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoldenEcho404
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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I wasn't going to get a brain transplant

But then I changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anudeep30
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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I'm having a brain transplant,

I don't think you can change my mind now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/urak47
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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I want a brain transplant

Change my mind

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found this gem

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_lemon-pie
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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I was going to have a brain transplant

Changed my mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_TheTrashPanda
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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I wanted to have a brain transplant

But I changed my mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotandspicyvegan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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I thought about having a brain transplant.

But then I changed my mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sparkyfam9000
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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I wasn't going to get a brain transplant

Then I changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KirbyKilla101
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant...

But then I changed my mind.

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I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant,

but then I changed my mind.

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