Centrifugal Puns

A list of puns related to "Centrifugal"

My friend once told me centrifugal force doesn't exist.

He was clearly out of the loop.

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👤︎ u/OGgoob666
📅︎ Oct 18 2019
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My friend said, "Centrifugal force? Never heard of it..."

"You must be out of the loop..."

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👤︎ u/profgarden
📅︎ Oct 18 2019
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The wife with a Star Wars dad joke...

One of the kids brought down a plastic lightsaber toy. My one year old likes to spin around in circles. He did this, holding the lightsaber.

My wife said, "May the centrifugal force be with you."

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👤︎ u/kibasoul
📅︎ Sep 18 2014
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I partially blame the saturation of TMNT marketing all over my life at the moment....

So, I work as a content writer/developer/coder/whatevs for an educational publisher, specializing in science. This week, I put in a request to one of our artists for an illustration of a centrifuged blood tube. He did one up and sent it back right away, asking if what he did was alright.

My emailed response?

"These look…

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

…tubular.

 YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--"
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👤︎ u/CorvidaeSF
📅︎ Jul 30 2014
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