I asked my buddy how his bathroom was coming along

Buddy - "just dug a hole in the concrete with out any problems"

Me - "nice, looks like it cement to be"

Buddy - blank stare "you should be a dad so your 'dad jokes' can just be 'jokes'"

That was a couple weeks ago, so this past weekend I asked how it was going.

Buddy - "just finished laying the tile down."

Me - "awesome, I grout you'll have any problems here on out."

Buddy - "get out of my house."

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