A list of puns related to "Cautionary Tales"
A European couple went missing while hiking in the Alps. One was Polish, one was Czech. A little while after they go missing, some park rangers find a couple of dead bears, one male, one female, just off the trail, their bellies distended. They cut open the female and find the Pole.
"You know what that means." Says one ranger to the other.
"What?"
"The Czech's in the male."
A guy walks into a bar on Ash Wednesday and orders a beer. "I'm really having a hard time trying to decide what to give up for Lent," he tells the bartender. "Well let me tell you a little cautionary tale about giving things up for Lent," the bartender says. "A particular family in LA has been abstaining from using one letter of the alphabet for Lent each year, since 2001. It started as a joke, giving up "A" in 2001 and "B" in 2002, but developed into a strong family tradition. This year, one of the members has a tough choice to make. Unlike the rest of the Astleys, Rick made a solemn vow... "
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