Cat collar Puns

A list of puns related to "Cat collar"

A fireman was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon, with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle...

The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet.

The wagon was being pulled by her dog and cat.

"That sure is a nice fire truck!" the fireman said with admiration.

"Thanks!" the girl replied.

The fireman looked a little closer and noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

The fireman said, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."

The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Oct 29 2017
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I think I am now ready to be a dad.

My girlfriend and I were looking for a collar for our cat:

Her: "I need to find cat collars"

Me: "well hun if you want cat collars just wear something cute and go outside."

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👤︎ u/datChef
📅︎ Nov 11 2016
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